Presbyopia Shitposts

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[shitposbyopia]

Clearing out my phone storage. Don't know why I have this

[cartoonsbyandie]

I have no explanation for this other than it's what pops into my head whenever I hear this on the radio

[heyitsmeisa-blog]

[americana-plus]

jamr0ll:

This never stops being hilarious

[thelibrarina]

Do you love the color of the–

HONK

[moon111111]

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

[jonnystrebor]

Not to forget:

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Ita fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[jnkcd]

The most powerful human on Earth

[shitposbyopia]

Watching sports with others while knowing nothing about said sport.

I'm counting how many goals are scored, but others are cheering for fouls and individual players.

WHAT IS THE OBJECTIVE OF THIS GAME?

[iliketurtles55]

(Sequel to ‘This memory is being forgotten’)

[ominous-signs]

Official somber sign

[shitposbyopia]

"What it feels like to be brought back from death"

[loish]

It’s warm again and I’m craving the beach. But not just any beach. Specifically a beach with beautiful cliffs, crystal clear ice-cold water, and vibrant green algae. I don’t live near one of those so I will draw it instead 🌊

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[inimoose]

Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

[pattern-recognition]

Hostile

[pattern-recognition]

Да, комиссар

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[galactic-dragoness]

[loszeged]

[neko-mancy]

[bugmoment]

[an-eldritch-nightmare-deactivat]

[fattributes]

Apple Butter Grilled Cheese

[shitposbyopia]

Apple butter cheese

Boots grilled fur