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if this gets 3000 notes, my boyfriend will go as Barbie for Halloween and I’ll be his ken
A LOLLIPOP CUT MY TOUNGE ITS SO BIG
my last tag game did really well, so here’s another one!
make yourself and your gender bent version of you in this picrew!
make sure to tag your friends!
i feel like boy me would be way more flirtatious and cheeky, my real self is nervous…
tags: @averagerottmntsimp @k1wiq @lykaios2 @fluffyrocky
(if you saw me redo mine…. no you didnt)
I seen this and went why not. I honestly don't think I'd change that much if I had been born a boy. Still incredibly antisocial and kinda(very) judgy.
@glagy @to-sock-or-not-to-sock @bingus-the-great
yeah i think if i were born a dude i'd be pretty much the same except maybe more of an asshole? don't get me wrong i'm an asshole now, but less of an asshole than i could be. haven't reached full asshole potential yet
also yes i do have blue hair and pronouns
@im-an-otter-with-a-dark-side @ralseicastsgun
short hair and the nerdiest possible clothing (i have worn an almost identical outfit to each one) i have colored highlights in my hair that wasn’t allowed in this picrew so imagine green streaks on both
@interdimensionalchaos22 @coopercythedog
Add in more purple in the hair and imagine it a little more curly and it’s pretty accurate, either way my hair would be similar length. @shittingcryingscreaming @apenguinarohomo
my hair is way curlier but alas, I feel like I would be equally silly female and male they r besties @reynareina69
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS
I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it
@oneshoeshort
IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.
Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.
btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222
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i felt like this was important idk
PLEASE REBLOG!
even if they DO go to jail for a little bit it’s better than fucking Dying
HELP IN A CLASS FULL OF BOYS I DECIDED I SHOULD TELL PEOPLE I PLAY GOLF (I PLAY CASUALLY) NOW IM BEING DRILLED I FEEL LIKE WHEN I OUT MYSELF AS A FEM PRESENTING METAL HEAD HELP ME
imagine u lived in elder scrolls and your khajiit friend was like "ah, come and look upon khajiit's son, a fine warrior that one will be one day, yes?" and he just shows u this
u and ur equally drunk nord friends absolutely losing it over your khajiit comrade's tiny smug son (everyone is so proud of him)
guys…. I’m back here’s the summer update
bf dumped me (he’s bad I’m over it)
I got hotter
got rid of my toxic ex bf
uhmmmm have an amazing school schedule this year
started learning guitar
anddddd yeah I think that’s it I’m officially back 😘😘😘
me when I accidentally say "suck my bug fucking cock"
can someone reblog with some cropped porn of hopper from a bug's life I can't do it rn
yeah sure thing
Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals
It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals
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Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.
You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.
YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE??? I’M A LIL GECKO BOY
assign the poor innocent fool you reblogged this from a fursona
if they already have a fursona you gotta give them a new one
Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
no way i must have missed an update!
The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal
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