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ok *hadestowns your percabeth*

I'm gratitudemaxxing rn. I love my comfy bed and chocolate chip cookies and my weird gay friends and blorbo from my shows. I love libraries and parks and movie theaters and restaurants and festivals. I love bubble tea and hip hop and honeysuckle. I love everyone who's reading this.

hear-me-out-contest

Finale (Round 8)

Hear me out...

Typewriter - machinery

Wikipedia - wiki

Voting ended onAug 15

What is a Hear Me Out?

They can be considered attractive in some way to you (but often not conventionally

They are someone/thing that you would not expect to be found attractive

Round 8, Poll 1/1

THIS IS IT, FOLKS, THE FINALE!

transchuu1stbeliever

ISTG IF WIKIPEDIA DOESN'T WIN.

polyamorousmood

It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"

silosworld

Poly folks x aro folks in the sense that "alloromantic heterosexual monogamous people view love and sex as an entirely different entity than me, and that makes life kinda strange"

rincent-van-uggh

aromanticofficial

official aro-polyam solidarity post

hello-eeveev

a crude summary of one of my favorite musicals

riaxaraco

I made my own little addition, hope you don't mind <3

tangiblesunlight

Was anybody going to tell me that the murderbot books go from funny and relatable to absolutely emotionally devastating? Or was I just gonna have to find that out myself

securityunit-ese

tapewormmmmdeer

senshi propaganda:

he has beautiful long hair

he deeply cares about the ecosystem and the life in it and you'll probably learn some more about it along with some cooking techniques after talking to him

he's fat but also strong which as a fat person myself i appreciate because it goes against the stereotype of fat people being physically weak/lazy, aka he's a hot hairy bear and fatphobia is dead (it isn't but let me dream)

i will go into minimal detail for those who haven't seen dungeon meshi but minor spoilers he nearly starved in a highly traumatic experience when he was young and his trauma inspired him to make sure that the youngins' in his life are well fed and never have to go through what he went through

he can be eccentric, goofy and loveable but he is also serious and genuine (and sexy) which i think can be seen in the contrast of how he looks with his helmet on vs off

i also think his habit of wearing hawaiian shirts in modern au art is really cute, he's weirdly stylish

VOTE SENSHI: https://www.tumblr.com/mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026/822067118160887808/tumblr-sexyman-contest-2026-final-round-senshi

mrcelleoshkosh

Murderbot’s humans (and augmented humans and non-humans):

imissthembutitwasntadisaster

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

#do not stand at my grave and weep

prettydumbloverboy

Actually, people are good by nature and you’re a fool if you think otherwise.

prettydumbloverboy

When you sneeze in public, strangers will say “bless you”, even though they don’t know you.

When you ask for directions on the street someone will show you the way, even though they have nothing to gain from it.

People squeeze their legs against the chair so you don’t have to hop over them on your way to your seat in the theatre, and make funny faces to make babies laugh, and purposefully step on leaves to hear them scrunch, and hold the door open for someone leaving behind them, and ask what floor you’re heading to when you enter the elevator, and send others photos of things that reminded them of them, and recommend each other songs, and ask if anyone else wants a coffee because they’re getting one, and make videos teaching how to sew a button, and wish on shooting stars, and share fun facts, and listen to others rant about things they don’t even understand, and let you cross the street first, and give a bit of their food to others, and laugh at jokes they don’t find funny to make you feel good, and listen to kids talk for hours about nonsense, and let you know your keys fell from your pocket, and they may be strangers, but with every little gesture they’re saying “I love you, I love you, I love you”.

phinarei

God, I needed to read this today. Humanity is overwhelmingly full of hope and kindness and it’s very easy to forget that these days.

starkid2464

I will always choose to believe that there is more good in this world than I can ever know.

paperstorm

Wait I’m sorry parent/child incest fic?????? Why does that exist? Why do you KNOW that exists?????? What the fuck 🤢

I feel like you can sort of tell how long (or not) someone has existed in fannish spaces by how outraged they get about things like this. Like rings in a tree trunk lol. I've been in so many fandoms. At least one, but often multiple at the same time, since I was a teenager. I've seen just. Everything.

Sex pollen. Mpreg. Incest. Monster fucking. Tentacles. Pairings like Snape/Hermione that would be crazy abusive and illegal if they were real. Wild kinks. The babygirlification of all kinds of villains. So much RPF (the 'I sincerely believe they are secretly a couple' kind and the 'this is fictional but it's fun to imagine they're in love' kind.)

You learn to just scroll past shit you don't like or unfollow people or filter tags. The tldr of fandom is that humans are weird as fuck. And creative, and unhinged, and traumatized, and talented. And amazing. And every single thing that you clutch your pearls about 'well surely someone doesn't want to read/write THAT!' - someone does. Probably lots of people do. And those people are perfectly normal. In their offline lives, they're parents and siblings and they have jobs and friends and they go about their lives and they don't cause any harm. And that's the sticking point. There's this really concerning, frankly highly Evangelical idea that if someone enjoys the wrong kind of fiction, they are obviously a Bad Person. But nothing is that simple, and thought crimes aren't real, and you definitely have some thoughts or ideas that someone else would find fucked up. You don't have to like every kind of fic that exists. I certainly don't. But shaming people for their harmless fantasies about fictional characters is so boring. I saw Goody Proctor enjoying a Toxic Ship! Good for you, I'll alert the pope.

trannydurden

happy juneteenth but dont forget that prisoners are legally allowed to be subject to slave labor and also black people are disproportionately arrested and subjected to that legality. happy juneteenth but slavery still lives in america. america is still dependant on slave labor.

creatingblackcharacters

canon-autopsy

*platform decay spoilers*

When they're waiting to board the boat and the crowd is all listening in on Murderbot telling the humans its going back to help the militia hold off the corporates

The crowd all parting to let it through and Mb thinks it must be its angry face and not the fact that everyone just heard its going off to protect them

When passengers spot it in the water and work together to pull it aboard

Random humans recognizing its heroism and working to help it

wolvesandcomputers

They hear its kid? say "They will kill you" they hear its wife? ask if it's "going to do the thing." It has a past the kids don't know about. It's going to protect everyone or die trying. Its going to buy its family time to get away. You know every human on that boat was relieved when it made it back aboard.

akaanir-of-starfleet

#😭😭😭😭 #murderbot #god yeah they probably DO think that's its family!!!! #and it is. to be clear. farai is about to report back to tano like 'bad news :/ i'm on ayda's side about the secunit now.' #[communist bugs bunny meme] OUR secunit #but my point is that a bystander probably sees what they think is a heavily augmented human person #someone so augmented that it MUST have been some kind of lifesaving measure rather than a choice (per artificial condition) #who has their wife(?) and their mother(?) and their THREE children(?) with them #and THAT is the person who says with total authority that it's going to protect them or die trying #of course they step aside to let it through #that's some entertainment feed quality heroism right there! (via @words-writ-in-starlight)

#Tmbd

annabelle--cane

so she's legally basically its mother and she was game for that kind of dynamic at first but it was violently like Absolutely Not and now neither of them are into it but on paper that's still what they have to be to each other. thiago seemed to almost think it was her toxic/abusive gold digging sugar baby or something. amena calls it her third mom. it most commonly thinks of her as its client and itself as her security guard. she is the only one it will let touch it in any kind of unnecessary and emotionally intimate way. she bought it. it manipulated her into getting ptsd treatment. its situationship desperately wants her approval and to show her that it's an upstanding young research transport who can be entrusted with the safety of her dear [redacted]. they hold hands to avoid looking suspicious. what are they.

#Tmbd