This came into my head and I had no choice but to make it real
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we're not kids anymore.
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@shittygifsanon
This came into my head and I had no choice but to make it real
you talk about asoiaf like a shonen fan
sending me death threats would be less offensive than this
theres just no winning here
[dials the suicide hotline] hi its me again. something terrible happened
I am so sorry but my boyfriend is the best ever, i'm bragging. I am so sorry but i am so bragging about this
Death and the man who isn't afraid of it
Please reblog this picture of my beautiful son.
*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem
ive had this queued since february.
oh hey its my comicke :)
MONESSEN, PA—Recreational cyclist Ethan Coseglia, 38, thoroughly explained the benefits of wearing $35 bike-riding socks to his friend Kevin
Homestuck nation how we feeling
"Shameful for the House of the Split Face to engage the services of a freelance hunter.. but it cannot be helped"
please actually watch this all the way through
im obsessed. im fucking obsessed. im not actually all that knowledgeable on jamie p's full catalogue but BIRDBRAIN is infecting every corner of my brain because it's Extremely Deliberate Amateurishness. Teto has like three false starts, she sings the wrong lyrics, you can hear her stumble, you can hear her strain her voice somehow (no fucking clue how you program a vocaloid track to sound strained like that) and it gives this whole song this wonderful feeling of anxiety and uncertainty in the most charming possible way for a song with the lyric "i keep on running like a chicken with its head cut off". like. it is so endearing that there is a song with a singer that is absolutely as Perfect as you Need Her To Be and it takes extra effort to write in fuck-ups and vocal strains and Jamie did it anyway. it gives the song such a real quality despite having a very robotic vocalist. thats so cool!!! thats SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.
halo lore is so fucking funny to me. all it really needed to be was 'youre john halo and youre a badass space marine that doesnt afraid of anything' but instead youre a war orphan created by the space CIA to be a robo-pinkerton to put down galactic worker revolts, but luckily whole hordes of you were created right in time for the most evil alien empire to ever exist to make first contact with us by nuking a planet to glass
also, the evil alien empire isnt doing this because theyre evil, their trio of space popes asked an ancient sacred AI what the fuck humans were and the ai was like 'oh those are ants that god loves more than you' and the popes immediately decided the only way to keep their cushy jobs and big dumb hats was to annihilate the human race. it almost worked, too! luckily, one of the robo-pinkertons is so freakishly lucky an AI noticed the statistical anomalies surrounding him and took him in as her favorite little meow meow and now they have a toxic co-dependent relationship and are going to nuke alien new york