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When a grown ass man can't order for himself and needs his wife and daughter to finish his sentences

#like #do they wipe your ass for you too?#ordering is not hard dood #service industry #serving #server #waitressing #waiter #waitress

As a grown ass man, how do you go to a steakhouse and order an orange juice to drink. And not just one. But three.

#and I'm sure he'll be mad when he's charged for all three #like tf #waitressing #waiter #waitress #service industry #server #serving #customer service

Hope everyone had a good Father's Day! Hope it was filled with understand people and good tippers!!

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Server Poll

So tonight and last night, I had 2 tables that left me small notes thanking me for my great service How do you feel about notes that guests left you?

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So last night the closing server and myself were just wrapping up an epic rush, standing at our terminals. She had just ran outside to pull her car around the front and when she came back in and sort of ran up to her last table to take his check, she was out of breath. He brings it back to her and asks, "Did I do something to make you mad?" We're flustered and confused... And insist that she was just out of breath from running to her car... He doesn't say anything and left her a $12 tip on $20??

Well that was awfully nice of him lol. I've had a couple tables like that in a sorta similar situation

Yesterday a lady tried to give me a coupon that expired 4 years ago.

#what #seriously lady #and it was fake #like idk what she was trying to pull #service industry #server #serving #waitressing #waiter #customer service #waitress

The customer when you suggest lemonade instead of water with sugar and lots of lemon

#I s2g #cheap asses #service industry #serving #server #waitressing #waiter #waitress

Guest: We're just going to sit here and chat for a few hours. Is that okay? Me: no that's not okay tf--

#I have like #3 tables max #you take up one for hours #thats a third of my tips #unless you plan on adding a $15 every hours gtfo #service industry #serving #server #customer service #server problems #waitressing #waiter #waitress

Guest: sorry, but I didn’t like this.

Me: you…ate the whole thing

Guest: yeah because I was hungry, but it wasn’t GOOD

#well you're not getting a refund #you can't keep the product you want to refund #that's not how that works #waitressing #waiter #waitress #service industry #customer service #server #server problems

"I don't believe in tipping"

#yeah cause that'll fix the whole problem #cunt #server #waitress #waitressing #waiter #service industry #serving #customer service #server problems

Always call ahead or make a reservation if you have more than 5 people in your party jfc

#and don't get mad if you walk in and have to wait #fucking hell people #20 people just walked in and expected to be seated right away #I hate people

What ruins my day is when I do a large party with someone and the guests pulls one of us aside to shit talk on the other server. "Is this her first time serving? Because we really don't like her as much." Like we're supposed to take it as a compliment that they hate the other person more than us. And then they leave a bad tip proving that they probably hated us both.

See, I’m a trainer. Most of the servers we have at my store I trained. So I would just throw it in their face saying no, I trained them. Thanks for insulting the both of us

Server poll

What's the one thing a guest can do to ruin your day?

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Me: *lists off all the things on a side salad and asks if it's okay* Guest: *says they don't want something that you didn't list* Me: BITCH DID I SAY--

#one of my biggest peeves #bitch did I say there were onions/cucumbers/olives on the fucking salad??#server problems #service industry #serving #customer service #waitressing #waiter #waitress

True fact: We don't care if it's your birthday

#mostly because we know you only want free shit #it takes up our time to do shit that matters and it's annoying #especially when our particular store does obnoxious shit for it #waiter #waitressing #waitress #service industry #serving #server #server problems

Rolling. Silverware.

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Guest: *proceeds to inform me about our company policy when I’ve worked there for over a year, opened the store, and am a trainer and he doesn’t even know the difference between the butter and margarine*

Me: mmkay cool yeah you still can’t have a beer and a jack and coke at the same time, you alcoholic asshole

#also he called me a bad person for it #waitressing #waitress #waiter #service industry #serving #server

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