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From Geocities user aasshh_rraaff.

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

heronbrew

Hey op google what LCD stands for

tagfer

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

Yeah sorry wasp haters but y’all don’t know shit. Have you ever even seen the cuteness of Bembicini?

silvermothsio-reblog

What's little buddy doing?

great-and-small

It’s probably a female digging a burrow for her eggs :)

my-dailydreams

shithowdy

truly at a loss for words right now. i was on an extremely popular trail but there was absolutely no one else in sight. the silence was almost profound. i glanced off the boardwalk to my left and there it was, looking at me. i snapped my photos in disbelief and looked around, hoping for anyone else to show up, to share. no one?? for several minutes?? it turned away into the bushes, my little secret. soon after, people began to pass by again. i feel like i saw a unicorn.

shithowdy

i only just realized he has a dragonfly as a little hat in the first two pictures??? i'm going to start crying all over again???

apsciencebylyn

A few days ago I posted a dead yellow jacket which had become a community meal for Paratemnoides social pseudoscorpions, but I hadn't really considered that they are apparently capable of teaming up and catching a live one?? Checked on them later and the unfortunate wasp was deceased. Damn.

Theoretically there's a certain amount of pseudoscorpions which could take down a mammal, that's what I've learned here

waxenneat

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”