Out of Spell Slots

[geocitiesdig]

From Geocities user aasshh_rraaff.

[notaplaceofhonour]

girl unhinge ur jaw

[notaplaceofhonour]

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[evilwizard]

You ever think about how by committing yourself so strongly to evil that you are in fact holding yourself to a moral code? And that by constantly sticking to your principles and code of ethics your actually walking your own moral high ground?

no and don’t try to advance my understanding of ethics via self-reflection ever again

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[zsh-official]

[jessss-ica]

if anyone needs me i’ll be alone in my tower

[dogpuppy]

[evilwizard]

absorbs you into my crystal

how could you do that to me fuckmaster-unlimited

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[in-case-of-grace]

No, no I'm grateful you threw me a surprise party, it's just...the colorful balloons and streamers are kind of ruining the vibe of my evil shadow castle

[in-case-of-grace]

I mean, what if the Hero of Light attacked while it looked like this?! Why do you all look so smug? I should look in the cake?

[b0nkcreat]

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

[creepymutelilbugger]

atacked by my #MindWasp

[b0nkcreat]

Can you put those things on a leash please

[creepymutelilbugger]

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

[b0nkcreat]

Commentary on: Society

[callizinc]

I do not "render." I do not "shade." I do not "paint," I do not "detail" and i do not draw "Backgrounds." I draw BLAND CHARACTERS standing in WHITE VOIDS And if it doesn't look good i GIVE UP.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

it must be so good to be a larva. big white piece of shit doing nothing no expectations. everyone just brings you stuff. rock on

[thememedaddy]

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[evilmara]

*sweating profusely*