trash can (0 miles away)

local cryptid; currently busy stealing your toilet paper | 20 human y.o. | intp 5w6 | he/him, i'm mikhail/misha | main blog — @shittyvampire

[non-sims]

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i have one (1) razumovsky art from 2022 that has yet to see the light of day. just saying. just letting yall know

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holy fool.

translation under the cut (original by pawvuk on tiktok)

i grabbed a knife and it happened.

what did you do with a knife?

what? i stabbed her.

where?

where — i don't know.

somewhere many times.

i grabbed a knife,

one, two, three million eyes,

three million eyes looked at me.

looking, looking.

a knife — one time,

i grabbed a knife, it happens in life.

how can this happen?

how?

when i kill.

who?

who — i don't know.

who?

there's a lot of eyes,

that's why three million times three million eyes i stabbed with a knife.

i want to be a decent person.

aren't you a murderer?

what?

i'm in a row.

what?

what row?

i don't know, i think third time.

third time in a row i grabbed a knife and it happened.

how did it happen?

that six times —

they are all the three million eyes,

three million eyes,

looking, looking.

but i won't grab a knife one time anymore.

i won't be bad.

why?

i want to be good.

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angry.

[cheriboms]

soooo embarrassing to get obsessed w a specific character when no one else gives a damn. like yeah heres post #574934. heres au idea #26482. heres art piece #9383. yes its all about the same person, yes i am rambling in the corner blair witch style. feel free to shoot me dead for this btw

[popatochsp]

do u guys mind if i post doomed yuri at 1 in the morning

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drew my fantrolls! kinda needed an excuse to draw 12 bust arts lol (or just trolls) :p

idk what are my plans for them but for now ill just let em exist ig.....in my mind....rent free.....

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i cant Comfortably draw at the job so im drawing 1 frame per day off ❤️ ok

the original (Fried) image under da cuttt

[ad-wills]

[ravioliet]

freak4freak is always so awesome but another character dynamic that i think is really great is freak vs freak. you're the only person who understands me and i'm the only person who understands you. unfortunately this also does not stop either of us from hating each other and in fact it might even make everything significantly worse for everyone involved

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this is me and you all btw ❤

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this is an inside joke that can not be traced on the internet

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i lied btw

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i wanna make a ref for the malware but idk how to capture the ancient divine being that resides in the shadows of code

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they're gonna rip up your heads

your aspirations to shreads

another cog in the murder machine

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brought markers with me today on da job.... ouuuhuhhh gonna go CRAAAZY......

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tamaya 💜

it's a shame what will happen to him...

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(my) dancestor redesigns and more doodles from the job!!!