Dynamite Five Foot Bitch

2019 positive vibes yo

[everythingfox]

The best opera singer

(via)

[jessebloom]

i do have to hand it to him

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[brandysmellville-deactivated202]

girls after saying something smart: So yeah

[skybluelipgloss]

Girls after giving a concise and completely sensible thought on the matter, with well thought out arguments:

... If that makes sense?

[lastvalyrian]

men after making one of the worst points you have ever read: prove me wrong. I’m waiting.

[smt4]

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

[gentlemanbones]

[e8776]

When your family has guests over

[catboy-jim]

[the-clown-wars]

[makeuphall]

[shitthehousessay]

Ravenclaw: when I was younger I didn't understand why "may you live in interesting times" was considered a curse in ancient greece.

Ravenclaw: I get it now.

[valtsv]

“why are you reading/watching/listening to the same thing again, you’ve already seen it before”

[valtsv]

also

[carnival-phantasm]

[forestspoonie]

*gives u a pretty rock* I love you

[mckaeok]

I love how everyone else in avengers 4 is like really depressed and upset and then Scott Lang is just

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[pettyartist]

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

[catchymemes]