I am D.W.?

I'm Holly. Illinois is one big cornfield. I reblog alot of dogs & cats (alot of animals tbh).

[donutdrawsthings]

I am once again back with dancing Cambrian Creatures

[jumex]

me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks Bartender: two what? me: thanks :)

[outofcontextarthur]

muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll

[jackafz]

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

[c-bassmeow]

UNESCO recognizes this post as a patronage to humanity 

[depsidase]

[crtter]

[hydrattan]

This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

[whitepeopletwitter]

[to-transcribe]

[ID: Verified tweet by mohamad safa @MHDKSafa that reads: Police don’t prevent crime. They show up after it happens. Crime prevention starts with funding social programs and creating opportunity. End ID]

[babyanimalgifs]

“My deaf puppy doesn’t notice whenever I come home, so I get to wake her up gently and see her innocent excitement.” 

(Source)

[konoko]

[funnytwittertweets]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[atheist-xmas]

I hate driving because you have to do everything perfectly as fast as possible or everyone around you will announce their displeasure with airhorns

[atheist-xmas]

oh and if you mess up you die and kill a bunch of people at the same time

[atheist-xmas]

LITERALLY like disarming a bomb except there’s a peanut gallery watching you and they’ve each got an airhorn and also another bomb

[1617]

pandemic or not why do y’all get so close to people in line at the store

[lilmamabeyellin]

[4444555666777888999]

Geometry was so fuckibg stupid omfg “prove this is a triangle” I literally know it’s a triangle like intuitively bitch

[surra-de-bunda]

Whenever I see Kylie Jenner I think about how fucked up life is. Like how much of a joke it is.

[ssoysauce]

shut up police officer you’re like 12

[ssoysauce]

It amazes me that i made this like 6 years ago if not more and it still gets reblogged

[yeahiwasintheshit]

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