Shmasil shmallward

25, radical socialist queer hippie type

[shmasilshmallward]

I can never take conspiracy theories seriously because bro it’s literally not that deep. There are simply people who would rather manufacture war than continue to be upper middle class.

[shmasilshmallward]

Was gonna post about hating football and then the England - Ghana match started popping off?

[shmasilshmallward]

I hate the part of the rom-com when the woman loses her spark :(

[shmasilshmallward]

Hey guys I finished my undergrad when do I get my powers?

[hapalopus]

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

hDID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[evann-escence]

assorted young dracula text posts 🖤

[shmasilshmallward]

Part of growing older is the annoying realisation that sometimes marketing can be funny or cool or appealing but it’s still marketing and you have to KILL IT STEP ON IT SQUASH IT AGAIN IT DIDNT DIE NO YOU /HAVE/ TO KILL IT IM ALLERGIC TRY AGAIN

[homoerectusindeed]

Its currently 33°C in Sweden, which is really fucking hot and people are struggling, AND OF COURSE American / Australian fuckers have to chime in like ROFL YOU THINK THAT'S HOT???? MY CUNT IS LITERALLY ON FIRE AS WE SPEAK NOW THAT'S HOT HA HA HA

Like YEAH? You're used to the heat? It's a NORDIC COUNTRY, WE'RE NOT USED TO TEMPERATURES OVER 20-23°C DURING THE SUMMER??? actually fuck off I hate you all.

[shmasilshmallward]

maybe the nations with sizeable deserts have the infrastructure to deal with heat? Perchances?

[wosp-reactivated]

I can smell the poison in my goblet but I lowkey don't even care anymore

[shmasilshmallward]

I love academia I love forensics I love learning I love studying I love the justice system I love improving the courts for victims I love studying sexual violence in societal structures I love researching semen in pursuit of all this I do NOT love googling “scholarly way to say crusty”

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[shmasilshmallward]

I fear this chest dysphoria will give me a hunchback before I’m 30

[bebsi-cola]

money is such an underrated accessibility option.

like people want to think any disabled person who is after money is morally suspect some way, because they're not asking for "treatments" or "accommodations" like a lot of our issues can be fixed way more easily with money. can't drive? paying for a taxi is often one of the more accessible alternatives. can't cook? you can pay more to have prepared food delivered to you. food restrictions? that food straight up costs more money. can't clean? you can pay for someone to do that. house inaccessible? having (lots) of money can help with that, you get the gist.

having money won't make us abled. it also won't stop our symptoms from being distressing, painful, or debilitating. but there's a huge gap in experience between the average poor disabled person and someone who's actually wealthy. you can buy your way out of some of the difficult situations most disabled people are left to rot in. wanting money, needing money, asking for money is pretty natural when it's such a useful tool. why get so weird about disabled people wanting money like i'm pretty sure everyone wants money anyway