I shall conquer.

[shmirpy]

I am here to conquer.

[theastralhymn]

"i asked google—" oh yeah? well, i moved to england yesterday and asked my neighbor james, he said he couldn't breathe.

[shmirpy]

I clutched my pearls

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol

[shmirpy]

Lmao me too let's duel at dawn

[siriusstardust]

hc that regulus spends a lifetime taking care of his plants and james just sort of has plants and they thrive and regulus hates him so much

regulus, at james’ flat for the first time: omg ur plants are so healthy

regulus: whats ur routine for taking care of them

james: 🧍 ur supposed to take care of them??

[shmirpy]

He's all the sunshine they need

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[regulusagated]

Hey beautiful

hello beloved gorgeous most darling one

[shmirpy]

Teehee that's me

[depsidase]

[peckedpolaris]

sirius: we're not just brothers, we're also...

regulus:

regulus: cousins?

sirius: ...friends, regulus, we're also friends

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[depsidase]

[shmirpy]

I'm ok with he not eating shrimp part just saying 🥺

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[bleu-guacamole]

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[shmirpy]

As a 19 year old, I still count on my fingers.

This is me speaking my truth.

[satan-offical]

rat battle

AND ENTERING FROM THE LEFT SIDE OF THE RING,

WE HAVE RATTHEW

AND FROM THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE RING,

WE HAVE RATHOMY

[aroacewithsleeves]

Who's Winning

Ratthew

Rathomy

Voting ended onJun 5

[shmirpy]

[sunny-therapy]

This is how I see Mr. Moony and Mr. Padfoot✨

[mewy101]

I could never find the right way to tell you, have you noticed I've been gone?

[kelseyfun]

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

[satan-offical]

I'm a very dry texter so people always assume I'm mad or annoyed or something with a text like "Wow thank you." and it's like I said I'm thankful so it means I'm thankful??? I hate how humans made words and then decided that words have different meanings based on the way you're saying it.

[satan-offical]

Why did the autism post blog reblog this