Stop rhyming, I mean it!

anybody want a peanut?

[onlinebeast]

Me golf commentating: These are evil, evil men... they have done wicked deeds to be here today. There are no winners today-- Beautiful drive there. Right onto the fairway.

[depsidase]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[assiraphales]

all I’ve seen are jokes about cocaine bear but perhaps the funniest thing about it is that it’s actually good. like obviously not winning an oscar but it’s a well paced horror comedy with fairly fleshed out characters. the colors are bright & fun, and it takes advantage of 80s nostalgia (clothes, music, cars) without going overboard. it covers a wide array of topics including toxic masculinity, strong single moms, male intimacy, a bear on coke. I left the theaters an hour ago and that damn bears been the only thing on my mind. incredible

[gayweedanimal]

Elon Musk posting jackbox safety quips on twitter and crying

[tytoalbion]

Girls…are like strawberries

[tytoalbion]

Sometimes they are in the grocery store

[classicmeevs]

the most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes 

[gayweedanimal]

Elon Musk posting jackbox safety quips on twitter and crying

[sovietnam]

[prguitarman]

I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

[i-wanna-be-cute]

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

[geniusoflove]

[geniusoflove]

here is solomon

[pukicho]

no pain no gain" is coping cause I’m comfy and they’re not

[egberts]

morning: we need to commit to cooking at home. no more fast food, no more ordering in

evening: ................ what if we were bad

[nflstreet]

this guy had a million dollar idea and he gave it away for free

[dat-soldier]

you can put your whole pussy into what you do but you gotta accept not everyone likes your pussy

[permamiss]

[unclefather]

[outofcontextgarf]