Cursed but Wholesome

On levels except physical, I'm foxy grandpa.

[dirtshrines]

fleegle

[antiandrogen]

Hey guys just a heads up!! pay close attention to ur halloween candy bc people are disguising TESTOSTERONE BLOCKERS and ESTROGEN TABLETS as candy!!! they out here tricking kids into transitioning!

[gothkurata-deactivated20191228]

Can we get a fact check on this please

[antiandrogen]

My coworker’s cousin’s nephew got hormone candy last halloween and now he got titties!!

[the-dragon-of-rainbows]

-.- he got fat, hormones are too expensive for that foolishness just like the drug rumors

[antiandrogen]

Then why, in addition to his titties sitting, is his waist snatched??

[whaticantremembernow]

[ziggyinthisthang]

So y'all let dude transition that far without taking him to the doctor? 😂🤣

[antiandrogen]

I mean he was sickening!

[saddest-cat-hours]

With these upgrades they never stood a chance

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Seeing videos like this makes me realize that we do truly have to integrate ourselves with technology or else we will be burned a fucking live by our on creations.

[lavenderx]

some sweet thrift shop finds 🍓🌷🍯☕️🍰🐝

[cherooshi]

A good dog

[pogosticks]

Disc Frog (Synapturanus) by Alonso Quevedo Gil

[shmoonani-blog]

Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

really don’t care for the apathetic….nihilistic take on life. there’s too much going on for you to not feel anything. like i get emotional just hearing someone laugh. and like…smelling hot cocoa. how can you deny yourself those feelings.

[hdot-mokoriri]

I’m going to pick up my friend.

友達を迎えに行くところだよ

[cuteanimalsgifspics]

[shmoonani-blog]

Nøkken details

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[shmoonani-blog]

A nøkken vent 💐💦

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[my-darling-boy]

I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome

[my-darling-boy]

For those of you who asked, I have made a sewing tutorial on how to make your very own Peaches the Mouse!

[my-darling-boy]

I see people reblogging this with “to buy” but this pattern is free??? Someone even asked me “why don’t you charge money for it, it took you forever to put the document together” and I said “Not a lot of people have money and if they have some fabric scraps and a couple of buttons lying around they can make themselves a little mouse friend for free and that might make them happy and that makes me happier than receiving money???” Make yourself a liddol creacher! Heals the Soul!

[dirtshrines]

vintage frog teapots

[shmoonani-blog]

I want it!!

[shmoonani-blog]

My bf bought me some old and unique thimbles today, and it reminded me I have a blog! Sorry for my absence, life has been needy lately c; Anyways I'll either make a video or album showcasing each of the dozen or so thimbles I've been gifted. I'll also be recording my process of reusing an old whiskey bottle my best friend thought to give me :D

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

found two silver chalices in a velvet box in this house in the woods, if i hypothetically drank from one how fucked do you think i am? should i leave the other out with wine in it or something not a joke thank you

i don’t know if this is a reference or something but this is so fucking funny i don’t even know what to tell you. absolute peak nonsense. i think you’re in a Huge amount of trouble but I don’t know how.

[rat-knife]

not a reference didn’t have wine so now one is sitting on the table full of grape juice

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

YOU NEED TO PUT THESE BACK

[shmoonani-blog]

We love casually fucking with the fae

[boudiscanon]

Reasons to Listen to Not Another Dnd Podcast

Halfling boy scouts

Liberal use of the word “craven”

Bullywogs with human teeth

Crick elves

Gay as all hell

Team bonding bubble bath parties

“Orc Fraiser”

6ft fighter with huge quads, resident secret soft mom friend

Emily’s fucking beautiful country accent

Scooping up the nearest gnome and adding him to ur party

Caldwell only rolls nat 20s when the stakes couldn’t be lower

Paw Paw the Possum

Only some of these reasons are goofs, the rest are actual plot points

[devourfrombeneath]

if you can’t inspire yourself to leap blindly into absurdity then how the hell you gonna inspire somebody else can i get an amen