When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died
the one that almost died is always me
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When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died
the one that almost died is always me
Disney Heroines + their names’ meanings
Bonus:
reblogging almost solely because almost everyone’s name is meaningful but Rapunzel’s literally just means lettuce
Re-blog if you would date someone who identifies as bisexual
Didn’t expect that.
No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.
sassafrass has her first baby, Joey. expecting many more in the week to come! @babygoatsandfriends
american things that are surely fictional:
donald trump
blue raspberry
wearing shoes indoors
texas?????
Actually, I can vouch for Texas, my brother lives there.
your brother
sometime… u jus got 2 eat white rice. plain white rice. untouched. by itself. with your hands
just watch this
I could watch this forever
omfg
Dog walking
What if you were friends with some weird alien and it didn’t wear any type of clothes and you just figured it didn’t come from a culture that wore clothes but then you finally visited its planet and they’re all totally dressed how would you feel
So my dog loves KK Slider from the Animal Crossing games and when he hears him he runs over and watches.
Oh my goodness…
39 mega pixel photo of a burger
I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit
wait a sec is that
a hair in the cheese
oh my god is that
a doge in the hair
WAIT
What is this.
In the doge’s eye
Could it be?
I THINK IT IS
Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.
THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH