what's the fun in being normal?

Sing.Write.Play

[norahfields]

when someone says you like cats too much

[littlecatsims-deactivated201302]

[talkqwerty2me]

“You used to ride me like that” :(

[joshxdonna]

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

I MEAN

IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

[jeiwalking]

mY AUNT JUST POSTED THIS ON FACEBOOK BECAUSE WE’RE GETTING A LOT OF SNOW BUT I CHOKED OMFG

[determinate]

[togifs]

[thollukthcaptor]

lookin at ur dick

[pridesite]

9 Things Only Ellen Could Get Away With

1. Delivering pizza at an awards show like it’s totally normal.

2. Getting a million celebrities together to take a selfie and break the Internet.

3. Getting The President to dance on national television.

4. She can get T-Swift to wear sweaters with her and watch cat videos.

5. She can dispense advice like no one else.

6. She is never afraid, even when Jennifer Aniston tries her hardest to scare her.

7. She can convince Britney to shimmy in front of random strangers’ houses.

8. She’s always going to be herself regardless of what people say. 

9. Her haters are her motivators.

[greyconflict]

If ellen is not your idol theres something wrong with you

[bookishamy]

i love ellen but i’m pretty sure anyone could get taylorswift to wear sweaters and watch cat videos

[biphoenix]

when u say something u immediately regret saying

[trencly]

tips on how to properly enter my room:

do not

[shnickerz]

I feel like these two pictures accurately describe the types of people in tumblr

[melochite]

perks of dating me

i’ve got humor

i’m the giggle at a funeral

i know everybody’s disapproval

you should have worshipped me sooner

[itskylestyle-deactivated2016091]

[gaypriori]

goats are literally Masters of Physics

[mdt]

The fourth dimension is not time.

It is goat.

[drhanniballecter]

There’s this weird fork statue at my school and apparently several students got together and started worshiping it with sporks

[drhanniballecter]

Seriously…

These are all sporks surrounding a much larger spork

The ritual has begun

[tywgaohsvglasbvhnalsvn-deactiva]

as a white person i apologize

[visambros]

As a black person, I say that you don’t need to apologize.

You should not be held accountable for what your ancestors did. They did bad things to people, but you didn’t. You also shouldn’t feel as though you aren’t allowed to have problems. Just because society leans toward favouring white people, doesn’t mean your life is perfect and stress free.

You don’t need to feel bad for being born the race you are. No one should.

[swordbabe-deactivated20151016]

SAY IT WITH ME

the mitochondria are not “deep”

the mitochondria are not “quirky”

the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell

STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA

[viridiansunlight]

You can’t stop me

[epicmeatbun]

what

[pluspluspangolin]

P A S T E L  M E T A B O L I S M

[queenshulamit-deactivated201602]

Imagine explaining this joke to a person who has never used tumblr.

[downabbey]

[sydloohoo]

“When did you decide to be gay?”

Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called rude names when I’m with the person I love. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?