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(indie shock from the nightmare before christmas)

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      ❝I DIDN’T DO NOTHIN’,❞ the ghoul shrieks, throwing up mucky hands before wiping them down his ratty onesie. he HATES shock’s weird, singsong——that fucking means pain to the ghoul && he just wants to get clawdia up&kicking, okay? let him work in peace, ya harpy. he opens his mouth WIDE to bitch at her for interrupting his me time, but then she says the magic words ‘fuck with the mayor’ and he’s there. what kind of SELF-RESPECTING boogie boy would he be if he passed up such a golden opportunity!? the ghoul climbs into clawdia, gnarled fingers wrapping around her rusted faucet.  ❝WELL?? we doin’ this or what?❞

The witch rolls her eyes at the ghoul as he reacts so POORLY to her arrival ( she doesn’t always hit him. it was only when he deserved it, granted she thought he deserved it quite often ), but he’s quickly forgiven as he accepts her offer. She beams, yellow-tinted teeth exposed, and then crawls into the tub. Although, she didn’t really appreciate his tone. You can’t RUSH her. But y’know, she is trying to be a bit less... OBNOXIOUS, so she’d wait to see how this mission works out before she pummels him. “Of course we are, if you’d make this damn thing go. I wanna do this quick, before Jack finds out. NOBODY has time for that bullshit.”     

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“So... tell me about faerie shit.” Her curiosity is justified, or at least SHE thinks so. The witch is only familiar with dark magic and a particular method. When she thinks of faeries, she thought glitter and joy. It was sickening. She hoped the other could prove her wrong. Maybe witches (well, witches like her― she was well aware not all witches were as... annoying villainous as she was) and faeries weren’t as different as she thought. “What kinda magic do they have?”      

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Jeremy wrinkled his nose at the girl passing her rudely trying to get away from the situation. After all, what the hell did he have to say to her? After all, she was pretty well known for doing all of Oogie’s dirty work after all. His father had warned him from starting conversation, she was CHILD LIKE in all the worst ways. 

“Look, Shock. I’d hate to be rude or anything…actually that’s a lie. I have no problem being rude at all.” He rolled back grey eyes at the other. “Whatever you wanna get your grubby little hands around, I want no part of it. So just scratch me off that list of yours, okay? I’m tired.”

Weren’t people like him supposed to be nice? Being mean was HER job, and she hated it when someone reciprocated her bitterness. Didn’t anyone understand?! All she had was being terrible! Who was she without it? Besides, her hands weren’t grubby... She uncrosses her arms, and starts following him. There was NO way she was letting him off this easily. “Wow! You’re an asshole just like your old man, aren’t ya? Have a little flexibility. Enjoy yourself. Fuck with people!”A devious idea crawled into her mind to replace the one he had so RUDELY turned away. This was personal now, wasn’t it? “Y’know what’d be really fun? Swiping a lil’ ghostie’s music-thingy...” 

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She’s in a MOOD. The witch craves some chaos, and who better to go to for chaotic fun than Barrel? He knows all about having a good time. So a grin curls onto her face as she walks up to her cohort ( was that what he was? ). “Barrel!” Her voice is singsong and innocent. “I’m BEYOND bored. Wanna go do somethin’? Maybe fuck with the mayor a bit? I love watchin’ his head spin ‘round and ‘round.” She pauses as a thought POPS! into her head. “He may have some candy on ‘em. Rumor’s that he’s got the most in town. Who woulda’ thought?” Shock hasn’t heard any rumors and has no idea how much candy the mayor possessed.

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Lips pout, a facade of disappointment. She could care less about the “prince” if you could call him that and everything he stood for― hopefully that was apparent. The witch crosses her arms, giving the appearance of a mere child who’d been reprimanded by a parent. That’s how this FELT, anyways. “Aw c’mon Mr. Bones, you’re no fun. But by all means, keep blabbin’ about how wrong I am. It makes me go all tingly.” The facade shatters, a smile upon her face and a wink towards the much taller skeleton.       

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MOVIE SENTENCE STARTERS: 80S EDITION (PART II)

HEATHERS

“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?” “If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn’t be a human being. You’d be a game-show host.” “Greetings and salutations.” “When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it’s usually because they are being treated like human beings.” “Real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.” “So, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly?” “You’re beautiful.” “I sound like a fucking psycho.” “Are we going to prom or to hell?” “You look like hell.” “Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs.” “The extreme always seems to make an impression.” “What’s your damage?” “That’s the stupidest question I’ve ever heard.” “I don’t patronize bunny rabbits.” “Save the speeches for Malcolm X, I just want to get laid.” “You don’t deserve my fucking speech.” “There’s a new sheriff in town.” “I was teasing. I loved you.” “They all want me as a friend or a fuck.” “I say we just grow up, be adults and die.” “If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?” “Why are you pulling on my dick?” “I don’t really like my friends.” “Some people need different kinds of convincing than others.” “Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?” “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?” “If you don’t have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.” “Will someone tell me why I smoke these damn things?” “I shop, therefore I am.” “You were nothing before you met me.” “This kind of thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth.” “That was my first game of strip croquet.”

SIXTEEN CANDLES

“Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?” “That’s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they’d call ‘em something else.” “What’s happenin’, hot stuff?” “I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that’s gonna love me back. Is that psycho?” “I’ve never bagged a babe. I’m not a stud.” “Don’t be a smartass.” “You own a church?” “Where the hell am I?” “He is totally enamored of me.” “I mean, I’ve had men who’ve loved me before, but not for six months in a row.” “By night’s end, I predict me and her will interface.” “They fucking forgot my birthday.” “I can’t believe my Grandmother actually felt me up.” “You wanna know what happened? Buy the book!” “I’m not really a farmer. I’m a freshman.” “I’m kinda like the leader, you know? Kinda like the king of the dipshits.” “Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It’s bad for your complexion.” “There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.” “When you don’t have anything, you don’t have anything to lose. Right?” “I think you’re just being a little selfish… and immature.” “I’d shit twice and die.” “Will you hurry it up? I’m breaking like, thirty major laws here.” “I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek.” “Darling, is something bothering you?” “You’re really acting like an asshole.” “I thought she hated my guts.” “I swear to God this has got be a joke.” “She’s supposedly real sweet.” “It’s really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.”

THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS

“I think you’re terrific; you’re beautiful, you’re intelligent, you’re sensuous…” “What’s my mother going to say? I’ve disgraced my whole family!” “You’re not going to tell me I have too much experience, are you?” “What’s up? You seem kind of upset.” “That was a very expensive vase, you bitch!” “Just when I thought it was safe to go back in the water.” “Why do you keep saying the exact opposite of what I say?” “I should warn you, I’m packing an iron.” “He’s a person, I’m a person. I can’t say hello to him?” “You really know how to sweep a girl back onto her feet.” “I heard you calling me telepathically - I’m VERY psychic - so of COURSE I rushed right over.” “You want me to spy on him?” “Just tell me one more time what your solution is to this crisis.” “You should go together. You look good together. “ “You should try to be more positive with your life, or you’re gonna wind up miserable.” “Ohh, no, I am not available.” “You’re irresistible when you turn on that boyish charm.” “People better stop calling me bimbo!” “Is it something I could get fired for?” “Why haven’t I met you before?” “Okay, so you don’t eat lunch. Do you eat dinner?” “I was having fun on this job! You had all this energy, and all these crazy ideas… and you kept taking your pants off.” “Just follow the smell of money.” “I am not a bimbo!”

ST. ELMO’S FIRE

“We’re all going through this. It’s our time at the edge.” “It’s true love, my friend.”  “Love, love, you know what love is? Love is an illusion created by lawyer types to perpetuate another illusion called marriage to create the reality of divorce and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers.” “You break my heart. Then again, you break everyone’s heart.” “I always thought we’d be friends forever.”  “Yeah, well forever got a lot shorter all of a sudden.” “She is the only evidence of God I have seen with the exception of the mysterious force that removes one sock from the dryer every time I do my laundry.” “That’s Mr. Asshole to you.” “Don’t you enjoy anything anymore… like girls?” “You ran out on this relationship. You take the consequences.” “I can’t believe this is happening to us.” “Haven’t you heard of the sexual revolution?” “I hate you, you little bitch!” “There are several quintessential moments in a man’s life: losing his virginity, getting married, becoming a father, and having the right girl smile at you.” “Well, you’re all I think about.” “How come you never ask me if I want a date?” “I thought you were taking steps to phase out everything that wasn’t working in your life.” “It ain’t a party till something gets broken.” “Never trust a woman who says she isn’t angry.”

TUFF TURF

“Too bad they took your car, man.” “As soon as I learn how to walk on water, I’ll get right on it.” “Hey, everybody’s staring at me.” “Life isn’t a problem to be solved. It’s a mystery to be lived. So live it.” “How much longer are we gonna be doing this, man? I’m about to pee in my pants.” “I thought things were supposed to be easy when you have money.” “I don’t think you can hold onto anything until you let it go.” “It was all for you.” “It was NEVER for me, it’s your whole life.”

SAY ANYTHING

“I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.” “You just described every great success story.” “Kickboxing. Sport of the future.” “The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don’t be a guy.” “I love you. How many more times do I have to say it?” “You’re a distraction.” “Why do you eat that stuff? There’s no food in your food.” “I just can’t have any social life right now.” “If you start out depressed everything’s kind of a pleasant surprise.” “I have this theory of convergence, that good things always happen with bad things.” “I draw the line at seven unreturned phone calls.” “Nobody knew me before tonight.” “This is great. This gives me hope. Thanks.” “Why can’t you be in a good mood? How hard is it to decide to be in a good mood and be in a good mood once in a while?” “I’ll always be there for you.” “Bitches, man.” “You used to be fun. You used to be warped and twisted and hilarious… and I mean that in the best way - I mean it as a compliment!” “Dude, I don’t even feel that way about my car, man.” “Is the movies a good second date? You know, as a date?” “That was a mistake.” “Everything else means nothing to me. If I hurt you again, I’ll die.”

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