hi

New account. Irish, 30's, He/him (or any it's ok) Bad Code, Good pixels, kinda OK miniature painting? Body piercer by day. I will spare you the images though ;] Bi and tired

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Back tah Armour Geddem teh 'ave annover go!

[transingthoseformers2]

more living weapon supersoldier characters whose entire nervous system is fucked up all to hell and they can barely feel sensations, so they're left constantly unknowingly pushing their body past their limits and dealing with the consequences later on

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[openingadoor]

[catstrat]

very funny bit happening in the replies

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Yet another raider, who suffered a varnish mishap QQ

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Raider with a Melta

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[puppytruck]

Puppy Truck on Steam

Puppy Truck is a puzzle-packed 3D platforming adventure about a tiny truck with the heart of a puppy! Explore Grandma’s eclectic house, fill

hey, hey you. wishlist puppy truck

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Red Corsair Raider

[courtesycalling]

ralsei addresses the allegations

ft. Wynton Yang, Bri

[minicy]

[ID. Ralsei from Deltarune gives a presentation to Susie and Kris in an otherwise deserted movie theater. In this presentation, Ralsei reveals an image of himself smoking a massive fat blunt (of weed) and insists to his friends that it is a fabrication. Ralsei eventually asks Kris to clarify to Susie that he didn’t actually smoke weed, at which point Kris can either choose A) Ralsei would never chuff that blizzy breezy (sic) or B) nah man you totally smoke it. After some deliberation Kris chooses B. Ralsei loses his cool and explodes, literally. End ID.]

Transcript:

Ralsei: “Good evening now, I come before you today to address the recent allegations about my behavior. Now, I just want to give you fair warning, this is an alarming image we’re about to look at, uh, are we ready? Everyone? Kris? Susie?

Susie: (growl) "Show it!”

Ralsei: “Okay, well,” he turns from the audience, his voice quiets, “can we get the next slide, please?”

The next slide clicks into place.

Ralsei: “So I realize- I realize this doesn’t look good for me, um, even I was fooled at first, however, if you examine it very-” quieter, “Next slide please, thanks- If you examine it very closely, it’s actually just a photorealistic drawing, made in MS Paint. Uh, um, next slide please, so, in conclusion, oh, looks like we have a question. Um, yes, Susie?

Susie: "So… you smoke weed.”

Ralsei: “No, no, Susie, as we just discussed-”

Susie: “You’re doing it in the photo.”

Ralsei: “Well, yes, we’ve been over this, it’s a fabrication- the photo isn’t real.”

Susie: “But I’m looking at it.”

Ralsei, nervously: “Kris. Kris please explain it. Tell her I haven’t smoked weed. Kris, Kris tell her.”

Two dialogue options appear before Kris. Either A) Ralsei would never chuff that blizzy breezy or B) nah man you totally smoke it. Kris chooses B.

The Deltarune death sound effect plays as Ralsei looks defeated.

Ralsei: “Kris. Kris, I didn’t- I haven’t- I haven’t smoked weed. I haven’t smoked weed, Kris! I don’t smoke weed! I don’t smoke weed, Kris! Kris, I don’t smoke weed!”

The explosion sound effect from Deltarune plays alongside the visual effect. End transcript.

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New guy painted

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Kitbashed Red Corsair Raider

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[charlesoberonn]

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Red Corsair Raider

[slitherpunk]

but do you play shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less 🤨

[slitherpunk]

the thing about "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding" is that these games exist and are out there and you have to make the conscious choice to seek them out instead of just expecting the big companies to deliver this, because they will not

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I do buy them.. but playing them???

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The whole damn Kill Team