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Merry Christmas, everyone. 🎄🐍
Rock and a Hard Place
With tumblr imploding, I have no idea where to move to now. Anyone have any suggestions for where to move this blog?
took wade for a lil walk
he found a pocket on my shirt. could maybe hold a canister of bubble tape if you forced it.
he wedged himself in there, tail and head poking out, and took a nap
i love this weird dog
just fed the shoelace(TM)
she’s looking for more food
at times like this, i am reminded of the fact that snakes are like those benthic-dwelling sea sponges that only exist to absorb food into their tubelike expandable membranes that are 90% stomach 9% reproductive organs and 1% a cognizant will to exist
was trimming wade’s itty bitty baby nails.
got half of them done!
then he peed on me.
we’ll do the rest tomorrow...
A perfectly nice leaf, nothing to see here folks.
watching wade drink his water
gonna cry
i love this little man
he drinks water like a dog does im losing my mind
Warning: Non Noodle Content
This is Wade. He’s a little leggy man and he lives in my home now.
I love him.
The fiddle-string snake (Imantodes cenchoa), also known as the blunthead tree snake, is a species of rear-fanged colubrid snake endemic to Mexico, Central America, and South America. They are known for their slender bodies and large heads, of which the eyes make up 26%. Their excellent vision helps them hunt for frogs, lizards, and reptile eggs.
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Wild Spaghetti
Oh now this, this is beautiful.
It occurs to me I never uploaded this old photo of the Shoelace(TM) ?? She’s so much bigger now, I need to take some new photos of her. She’s getting so yellow in the front... this photo really shows off how pink she is, though!
NOT GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN
Glass lizard = glass snake: legless lizards from the genera Dopasia (Asian glass lizards) and Ophisaurus (North American glass lizards) as well as the species Ophisaurus koellikeri (Moroccan glass lizard) and Pseudopus apodus ( sheltopusik or Pallas’ glass lizard). You can tell they’re lizards because they have external ear holes and movable eyelids. Some glass lizards have vestigial legs:
But they don’t do anything!
Slowworm = blindworm: genus of lizard closely related to glass lizards, but no one calls them glass lizards. Similar in most ways to glass lizards.
Worm lizards = Amphisbaenia: a clade of legless reptiles consisting of 6 families that are neither lizards nor snakes, though they are more closely related to lizards. They like to SCREAM. They can usually be identified by their ring shaped scales, a trait that has resulted in their common name of ‘worm lizards.’ Some worm lizards have vestigial legs, but all known species with this trait are contained in the genus Bipes:
Like this fine fellow.
Snake-lizards = flap-footed lizards: legless lizards of the family Pygopodidae. These lizards are natives of Australia, and as such, are upside down. All Pygopodidae have vestigial hind legs. They’re a type of gecko!
NONE OF THESE BOYS ARE SNAKES
There are a lot of other kinds of legless lizards, but these are the most common/well known.
Good ol’ Worm on his first trip outside.
shoelace(TM) shoutout
thanks to the Shoelace(TM) for always going to the bathroom in the same exact corner of her enclosure it makes for easy spot cleaning and i appreciate the simple things in life
Orange Juice
Was fine when I took her out for cleaning.
Was fine while I cleaned and let her noodle about through some paper towel tubes.
Was fine each time I needed to pick her up and put her back t the start of the tubes.
Threw an epic tantrum and tried to tag my hand when it was time to go back into the bin because hands are bad now.
Was fine once back in the bin.
Thanks little buddy.
bought a new undertank heater for matilda
thought it was measured in centimeters
was measured in inches
got a four foot strip of heat tape just laying around now
i am a being of constant regrets
Substrates, Reviewed
At least in my humble opinion.
Joshua’s Sick: Update
TL;DR pinworms
We can treat this. We’re good. It’s gross. But I will survive, and more importantly, so will he.