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I NEED HELP TO PREVENT HOMELESSNESS

I’m really fucking scared. The court date for eviction is the 22nd. My power is about to be shut off. I have nowhere to go. I don’t know what to do with my service animal. I don’t even have a car to live out of. I’ll be on the streets. I don’t have and food or health insurance or ANYTHING.

I’m so so scared. I need help. Please please if you can, help

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Go to BE-

No.

Brave trio…

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I very rarely do big stuff like this, please enjoy it took me a week

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This thing popped up in my head during algebraic reasoning

Watch at your own risk

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What the fuck is this 😭

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CRK but It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia Prt. 2

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia - S8 Ep5

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I've seen a few CRK fully-modern human AUs where the Ancients and Beasts are either young adults with jobs, college students, teens in high school, etc.

But where's the human AU where the Ancients and the Beasts are just old people in a retirement home?

Burning Spice and Golden Cheese are the duo that complain about everything to each other. Shadow Milk is one old man that tries to act like he knows everything about modern day technology/slang when actually knows jackshit and keeps spreading misinformation they saw on Facebook. Hollyberry being the buff granny that still works out, while Eternal Sugar is the granny that naps the most (to the point it slightly scares the workers). Dark Cacao and Silent Salt are war vets that keep bringing up shit they should've talked to a therapist about. Mystic Flour is the one old lady that is only nice to her tiny dog in her purse and nobody else. And Pure Vanilla and White Lily are the house's sweetest members that brighten everyone's day with how kind and sweet and they are to others and each other, tho White Lily does accidentally cause trouble when she's mostly trying to help.

LIKE COME ON MAN, THEY ARE CANONICALLY OLD AS TIME ITSELF, MAKE THE RETIREMENT HOME AU.

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I need more of your ETE Shadow Milk interacting with Chili Pepper and Custard the III pleaaaaaseeeee 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Sorry it took so long, BUT I HAVE DELIVERED!

BEHOLD AND FEST UPON THIS MEAL! (🌸òwó)

Hand painting with the blue dad

And shoplifting a Not-Target with the blue dad

And as a poorly made bonus cuz idk when I'm ever gonna mention this so it might as well be now

Yeeaaaah! Black Sapphire and Chili Pepper duo!!

AU INFO HERE🥛

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More ETE time skip shenanigans, cuz I saw someone draw Licorice Cookie chubby and I got inspired to do the same.

Don't you just love it when a thin ass character puts on a few pounds to show that they're living a happier life? Love that trope. It's perfect for Licorice, considering his wiki page calls him "sickly thin". Should I make this canon for this AU? I'll let y'all decide. (🌸-w-)

Be gay. Bite the chub.

AU INFO HERE🥛

And Smilkless version of the first pic below the cut

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Just pulled him, is he any good?

Ok, all jokes aside, I wanted to get back to that old fake gacha sprite for ETE Smilk I made when I first created this AU and redo it. This time I slightly traced over the sprite of the OG Smilk to get the face and basic shapes down (hopefully I don't lose points for tracing). And, tbh, I'm proud of myself.