Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy-- Inbox Starters
“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”
“If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”
“I'd far rather be happy than right any day.”
"You're turning into a penguin. Stop it.”
"No, I was only fooling. We are going to die after all.”
“So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
“Did I do anything wrong today, or has the world always been like this and I've been too wrapped up in myself to notice?”
"Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.”
"Is there any tea on this spaceship?"
“My capacity for happiness you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first.”
“We'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.”
“Here, for whatever reason, is the world. And here it stays. With me on it.”
“This must be Thursday... I never could get the hang of Thursdays.”
"I'll have you hung, drawn and quartered! And whipped! And boiled...until...until...until...until you've had enough."
"You'll need to have this fish in your ear."
"I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style."
"Well the hours are good...' ... 'but now you come to mention it, most of the actual minutes are pretty lousy."
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
"It's probably just your house being knocked down."
"I could have more fun in cat litter."
"There’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’ve worked out."
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