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[ancientsoldier-deactivated20170]

     WHY WERE there so many street lights out? Someone should write to their councilman or -woman and get these things taken care of. God, he hoped it wasn’t Cybermen. He didn’t particularly fancy getting a job at toy store again. As the thought crossed his mind, that’s when he spotted it. An Elektravore. Well, that would certainly explain it. But what was it doing here?

     THAT GIRL. She noticed it, too. No, no, no, don’t back up. Don’t back- up. ❝ I scared you? With that thing lumberin’ around? Get your priorities in check, sweetheart. ❞ He paused, eyes narrowing as he attempted to access the foggy, vague memories of that face. They were in there, somewhere; he knew it. But they just weren’t coming to him.  ❝ D’ I know you? ❞ 

[shonallo-blog]

      SHE STARED AT HIM in shock for a few moments before her neck recoiled, brows downcast, a hand stroking once over her collarbone. ❝ Have you looked in a mirror ? ❞  Checking him up and down. ❝  OBVIOUSLY it doesn’t eat PEOPLE, does it? It ate half the lights, why should I be scared? ❞ Oh she was ready to FIGHT. What, like he was some sort of expert or something?  ❝  Then why are YOU here, then? Scottish Crocodile Dundee coming to wrangle the city gator creature ? You’re skin and bones, man ! ❞ Whispering as harshly as she could. Avoiding getting snapped at by the reptile would also be good. Head turning slightly, she looked left to right, taking a step back, scoffing   ❝ No--definitely not. You’re an old skeleton ma--  ❞ 

       AS HE STOOD underneath the dim light, vague forgotten memories flooded back, eye twitching before staggering backwards, falling against the side of the dumpster bin while she struggled to catch her breath. Covering her mouth, Shona pointed a shaky finger at him, uncovering her mouth for just a moment, ❝ AHH--- IT’S YOU !   ❞ She squeaked in a hoarse tone, pressing her back against the dumpster harder,  ❝ YOU AND THAT GIRL AND THOSE-THOSE-THOSE DREAM.....CRAB THINGS! I remember it. I remember ALL of it. Oh my god. It’s happenin’ again. I’m DREAMIN’ aren’t I?! Is that thing a metaphor? It’s gonna put MY lights out ! ❞ All the while making her noise, the creature’s head swiftly turned towards them, letting out a loud cry. They’d been caught. 

[callamezzo]

[shonallo-blog]

      AFTER DARK around her shop always had such an eerie vibe. Maybe it was the broken street lamp. But it definitely felt horror film-y. Perfect set up for it. Luckily she wasn’t the dumb one. Adjusting the bag on her shoulder, she started off, headed for the bus station with a sigh. Her breath fogging up in the air. Jeez. Half the lights on this street were out. When was Manchester going to do something about this? Taking a few more steps, a glimpse of something caught her attention, Shona stopping in her tracks. Slipping by the back of that building. Was that a giant tail? Looking left to right, the short woman trailed after it, staying close to the wall before hiding behind a dumpster, the tail perfectly in view. Eyes trailing up to view what was attached to it came to a surprise. Oh my GOD. It was a GIANT ALLIGATOR LOOKIN’ THING. He almost seemed to purr as his mouth opened, bolts of electricity surrounding him. ...Could that be why half of the lights were out? 

     MOUTH AGAPE, she shuffled a few steps back, back brushing up against something. Leaping with surprise, she scrambled to her feet like it was a competition, coming face to face with what looked like a skeleton for a brief second. ( The overhead lights didn’t help. ) She breathed heavily, a hand over her heart as she whispered harshly,  ❝  What’s wrong with you? Almost scared the dinner outta me ! ❞

[saidrun-deactivated20201018]

                         ❝ Nah, ❞ mouth opens, showing a set of normal ( yet slightly yellow ) teeth, ❝ no spikes on me! If ‘ya wanna see if ‘m ALIEN or not, y’gotta take a closer look! ‘sides, won’t notice any differences from a minor observation. ❞ & with that, he dives into the pockets of his leather jacket, taking a moment for hands to dig through an assortment of items. ❝ There, think I found it! ❞ digits tighten around the aforementioned item, revealing his nifty stethoscope. ❝ Try this, stethoscope’s help loads. You’ve probably seen ‘em in hospitals – if you visit hospitals, that is, but my point still stands. Here, ❞ immediately, the object is handed over, ❝ check my hearts. ❞

[shonallo-blog]

She crinkled her nose, neck coiling back. Kinda unclimatic and disappointing, really.  ❝ Bit PG rated, aren’t you? ❞ Unusual for an alien, and unheard of for an alien MOVIE. Her eyes frantically follow his hands, head jolting back up with furrowed brows when he pulled out the stethoscope.  ❝Alright..❞ 

Placing each bud in her ear carefully, she paused, fondling the end a bit,  ❝ Maybe you’re not so PG after all, carryin’ this around. Good old fashion probin’, yeah? Nice. I can respect that.  ❞  Chuckling, Shona got on with his request, placing it where his heart would be.  ❝ It’s so LOUD. Like an infant attempting a drum solo. ❞ Ripping the buds out of her ears, she handed it back to him, arms folded,  ❝ Yeah, I’ll take it. Alien or freak. Doesn’t really matter, does it? ❞ 

Looking down, she placed her hands on her hips, chewing at her lip while tapping her foot,  ❝ So, we’re in trouble? What can I do to help? ❞ She stepped back, clearing her throat,  ❝Oh, wait-- M’name’s Shona, I can throw a pretty hefty punch, I’m FUN SIZED, I like those chocolates that look like little buttons, I can walk on my hands and sing the alphabet backwards.  ❞ She smiled, rubbing her hands together like this was a job interview and she’d definitely won him over.

[shonallo-blog]

hi like to start things?? i want to start things.

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

I will mark you, Santa!

doctor who meme >  seven non-companions (7/7) ↳ shona mccullough

[shonallo-blog]

    ANOTHER DAY at work, another shift soon to come to an end the Primark employee quietly folding items behind the counter that had been returned, ears perking when she  overheard her co-workers laughing.

         ❝ OKAY, Pippa. So that’s six of us for the pub tonight. That’s all, right? ❞  

   THE YOUNG woman with thick hair asked the freckled blonde, the blonde furrowing  her brows,  ❝ Uh, yeah. Who else ? ❞  Pausing a moment, her eyes met with Shona’s a  few feet away, the blonde quick to look down and clear her throat,  ❝ I’ll text you the details, okay? Bye everyone ! ❞  The group smiling as a few left to clock out, others staying another hour to close.

    DISAPPOINTING. But it wasn’t surprising. Frowning deeply, her hand fell on her pile of neatly folded clothes, lips pressed into a thin white line as she tried to hold back her tears. Obviously looking very hurt. Why couldn’t she fit in with them? What was so wrong with her?

   HEART IN her throat, Shona finished her pile as neatly and quickly as she could, putting them away and practically ripping off her name tag as she clocked out and jogged out of there, tears forming in her eyes. Stupid. It was so stupid. So what if they didn’t like her?  And what if she so happened to show up at that same pub? What could they do then?

WELL...probably worse. Ignore her in public. Adjusting the bag on her shoulders,  Shona wiped her eyes, walking even faster to her flat. There was leftover chinese takeaway  in the fridge just calling to her. Her favourite. That and a nice weekend watching Game of Thrones would cure everything. 

But it sure would be nice to hang out with someone.

   ARRIVING TO her flat in a state, Shona swung open the door, not even looking up until  she stepped in, a faintly familiar figure sitting on her sofa. Brows raising, the short haired  woman screamed, frantic as she backed out the door and closed it, leaving him in silence  for a moment before it slowly creaked back open, an alarmed and lightly breathing Shona stepping in., pointing a shaky finger at him, ❝ Oh my GOD.  ❞  She swallowed, head shaking,

❝  I KNOW this isn’t a dream. If it was--th’ flat would be spotless ! ❞  

[shonallo-blog]

claraosiwald:

                         ❝    SHONA?  Oh my god.  —————–   What? No, no I didn’t—–  I just couldn’t remember your number.    ❞

❝ OH.  ❞  

She paused, eyes darting around. 

 ❝ So---Are ya free right now or whatever? ❞

[saidrun-deactivated20201018]

                                  ❝ Oooh, fantastic! ❞ 

                     Grin wider than ever, only a STUPID human being would fail to notice it. For the first time in 900 years ( a simple exaggeration, he doesn’t really mean 900 years ), a living person understands lots of planets have a north. He is impressed, amazed by the observation skills this young woman possesses. ❝ Y’know, there should be more people like ‘ya. People who have th’ proper brains t’ notice th’ smallest details! Then again, accents aren’t exactly small, but not everyone can tell where th’ person with ‘em is from! ❞

[shonallo-blog]

    HER BROWS furrowed, Shona giving a shrug,  ❝Well yeah, would probably be a rubbish planet if it didn’t, wouldn’ it? People wise. In fact, I would probably MOVE to that planet if it had a north. An’ better food. Maybe even free telly. Yeah... ❞ She stroked her chin for a moment, getting back to the important questions with an ‘oh!’ noise.  ❝ What’s your other proof ? Reveal your SPIKES or third row of teeth or somethin’, GO ON !   ❞

[shonallo-blog]

hi like to start things?? i want to start things.

[shonallo-blog]

❝ WOW--You must really like Christmas decorations.   You’ve been standin’ over here for thirty minutes. ❞

[shonallo-blog]

❝ If you didn’t actually want to HANG      OUT you could have just said so.  ❞

[shonallo-blog]

❝ I never thought I would have to say this--But could      you   get   your   head   out  of the rubbish bins?  ❞

[bigfootscall]

shonallo !

   ❛   no, no! i’m absolutely serious   [  cue a concerned frown  ]  —– do you really not remember?  ❜

[shonallo-blog]

❝ Am I supposed to remember everyone I see?    That’s like as easy as remembering when I was                             BORN. I dunno--give me a hint. ❞

[champiiion-deactivated20170210]

                             ❝ I WAS —– well,  I was lookin’ for a, uh, RIGHT ❞   and with a flick of his wrist the psychic paper is out   ❝ Health and Safety. There seems to be a fault, I was investigating. ❞

[shonallo-blog]

   Her face was quick to fall, the smaller woman  taking a step back while looking him up and down, 

❝ Oh my god--Have the towels caught ebola ?                      Is there EBOLA in the building?!  ❞ 

[masterfuls-deactivated20170406]

♔┆shonallo !

   ❝  No. I’m afraid you’re very, very dead. Dead as disco —– for your time at least  ❞

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❝ How’s that work, then? Dead people can’t   TALK. This isn’t funny! It’s morbid.  It’s like    I’ve been kidnapped by a twisted Mary Poppins     and I’m probably trapped in a street paintin’. ❞

[shonallo-blog]

[overconfidcnce-deactivated20211]

shonallo:

                         “ WE COULD JUST HANG OUT. “