Lil McSquizzy

What was the original purpose of tumblr? Because somewhere along the line, the staff went horribly wrong.

[kiriyuus]

please read the best twitter story i’ve seen all week

[foodstims]

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[biologyisyourfriend]

that was the uggliest sound I’ve ever heard….. lol 

[whitegirlsaintshit]

when he pulls out

[billiondollarblog]

[disneytoonland]

The Little Mermaid 1989

[sleepysmilesamirite]

Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?

Decades.

[little-bit-of-a-fixer-upper]

WHAT

[unicornsapplesandstuff]

Which sea is Ariel?

[crackcoffeeaddict]

Fucking red sea. Have you seen her hair.

[ari-els-blog1]

Attina- Bering sea (Bering is the largest, Attina is the oldest)

Alana- Black sea (hair)

Adella- Mediterranean sea (personality is romantic) 

Aquata-  Coral sea (personality is shy)

Arista- White sea (hair)

Andrina- Caribbean sea (personality is carefree)

Ariel- Red sea (hair)

[mnsreetusa]

Omg.

[believethatyoucangohome]

WHAT

[ginnyshipsdrarry]

Was their mother the Dead Sea?

[ameerkatofficial]

[i-phones-deactivated20230702]

18k gold and diamond Vegeta necklace pendant chain 

[powerburial]

check the gloves, vegeta’s the one holding it too

[shootthegap]

If they put this out for sale and don’t list the price as “Over $9000” they’re doing something wrong

[slavery]

Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off

[yellahadid]

“Honor your father and your mother”

[slavery]

“Gargle my dick and balls”

[awesomesthesia]

Lol

[memewhore]

[djshinyshades]

fill’er up

[clestroying]

this was not a mistake

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

NutQuik™

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[wereralph]

god this was worth the read

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[buzzfeedrewind]

Moments on “Hey Arnold!” that got way too real.

[izzydoodledump]

[essenceofchaos]

They Look 10x Scarier.

[thelayback]

Wavy

[aroyalmind]

Yeah, this is scary lol especially the amoeba

[caribbeanpapi01-deactivated2016]

This is So Dope

[thingstolovefor]

Dang it looks like the black lady is exorcizing a demon. #Love it!

[your-black-creator-deactivated2]

Fun Fact: she’s 27

[bellygangstaboo]

[likkistu-ormur-deactivated20200]

[maddeningthing-deactivated20170]

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[angelbabyspice]

this wasn’t made….recently?!

[dicktoons]

[patron-saint-of-emesis]

tumblr im BEGGING you let me reblog ads

[bitchycode]