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Friend: Your stuff is so cute! I wish I could afford all this Me: Same Friend: What? Me: Nothing
quick post to spread some info! i haven’t seen any posts on here with a complete breakdown of all types of security cameras you may encounter… well, this isn’t it either, but there are a couple that you should be able to recognize if you dont want to get caught. many stores use these covert cameras- i frequently see the speaker and motion sensor cams. please be careful everyone!!!
keep reblogging this for visibility please!! i would have been caught if i didnt know about the speaker cam
every store: buy 2 get 1 free!!!!!
me: *buys 0 gets 12 free*
Don’t be suspicious
My lifting partner and I walking into a store
Lol what is this even from?
@lift-your-heart-out it’s from parks and rec
psa to young lifters:
this is criminal. this isn’t a game, or a joke. you can have fun doing it, but for the love of god take it seriously.
working with your friends to steal things is a great way to get caught. only do this if you actually honest to god trust this person. make sure they’re serious about it too.
hide your stuff from your family if they are attentive to what you do. they will question where you got stuff, which is another way to get caught. it will also force you to lie all the time.
be safe. be smart.
i literally just learned how to lift a maserati thanks oitnb
Me: *flirting with cashier at Old Navy*
Me: when I leave, don't be surprised if the alarm goes off, because I just stole your heart.
Me: *leaves, alarm goes off*
Me: *with a sly smile* see? told ya.
Cashier: i need to check your bag. come back here.
Me: no.
when fitting rooms are unlocked and unattended
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This was me today 🙃
Tips I’ve picked up that always work
Never gotten caught with these bad boys
-Cup trick: where you take a not clear cup, like a coffee cup, and while walking around the store drop small items into your (clean and empty!) cup.
-Elastic belt trick: take a piece of elastic from the sewing store (the good kind) and tie/sew it around your waist. Make sure it fits, but is not tight! Then, wear a semi-baggy jacket (It’s that time of year!) and when you conceal, do it on your person by sneaking this to fit snuggly into that elastic band
-The inflatable bag: Take a very large ziplock or two, depends on the bag size, and blow them and stick them in your bag to make it look full. Then, while in a blind spot, as you put things in slowly deflate the bag to make it look proportionally as full as it was when you left.
-The Big Boots: take a large pair of non-sus knee high boots. make sure you can fit like, half your arm in the boot, because its so roomy. you know what I’m taking about. As you “shop”, drop things like jewelry, makeup, small packs of condoms, stickers, buttons, you know the drill. It may get uncomfortable in your shoe, but eh. Worth it, right?
Some (un)common knowledge:
-If you’re gonna lift clothes then for petes sake look at the price tag before you hold it up to your body or take it to the dressing rooms
-Don’t lift nail polish by putting up your sleeve it will fall out and break and BAM you’re caught
-Putting something between your thighs as a way of lifting is really hard because you have to walk out perfectly normal
-If you get shaky hands or get really nervous, pull out your phone and pretend to call/text someone to meet you at the store. This way, when you leave without buying anything, it looks like you went outside to find your friend
-Dont start pulling out your goods in the parking lot. Rookie mistake here. Wait until you get in your car with doors locked and windows rolled up. Even better, wait till you’re at home.
-Scope the store out a couple of days before you lift
-Trust your gut
-Try to avoid backpacks; instead go for a purse type thing. Easier to slip things in
- Don’t try to avoid LP. Ask at them only one or two times, if you make eye contact with them, just smile and wave. If you think someone is watching you, go up to Lp and ask shit like “do u have wet n’ wild mascara? Is there any pink ribbon here? What foundation tone should i use?” Seem interested while they talk. But don’t get too friendly.
-Be cautious and observant but not paranoid and jumpy
-if you get a bad vibe, leave with what you’ve already concealed. Not getting your hair dye is better then getting a fine.
-Lifting while wearing a skin tight sundress is hard mode.
-Barcodes don’t set off alarms unless theres a RDIF under it so check!!
-If you cant afford a hook or magnet, then use a seam ripper for what you can. If you don’t mind small holes in clothes, that is.
Anything else to add?
Rebloging because my dash is more active
I need to follow more non-roleplay blogs that don't use tags and post regular hauls, like/reblog and I'll check you out 🦄
Omg y'all, source tags don’t set off the towers at my Target!
okayyy... that sounds fake but okay...
☀️The “Small But Amazing” Haul☀️
Walgreens 🍓Bioré Pore Strips 10$ 🍓Blending Sponge 2$ 🍓Gillet Venus 3 Pack 14$ 🍓Neutrogena Liquid Foundation 13$ 🍓Wet n Wild Liquid Eyeliner 4$
Soap Opera 💧Bath Bomb X2 9$ 💧Tea Tree Mineral Bath 4.50$ 💧Stress Free Oil Bath 5.50$
Earthbound 🌿Tarot Deck 20$ 🌿Crystal Ring 13$ 🌿Crystal Book 10$
Mimosa 🐚Crystal Starter Pack 60$!!!! (This is my new most expensive item lifted!!! I didn’t even realize how much it was until I got it home and started counting, it’s so small!!)
Ragstock 👠Yoga Pants 20$
⭐️TOTAL SAVED 184$⭐️
this is so nice i love crystals✨
my very first ever haul i was terrified lol but i managed to get a couple of good things so i think i did okay :-)
bag: £20 bare minerals blush: £20 makeup forever plexi gloss: £16 collection highlighter: £4 total: £60
this is so cute!
Reblog to cast a shoplifter protection spell. Like to charge the spell.
☀️The “Small But Amazing” Haul☀️
Walgreens 🍓Bioré Pore Strips 10$ 🍓Blending Sponge 2$ 🍓Gillet Venus 3 Pack 14$ 🍓Neutrogena Liquid Foundation 13$ 🍓Wet n Wild Liquid Eyeliner 4$
Soap Opera 💧Bath Bomb X2 9$ 💧Tea Tree Mineral Bath 4.50$ 💧Stress Free Oil Bath 5.50$
Earthbound 🌿Tarot Deck 20$ 🌿Crystal Ring 13$ 🌿Crystal Book 10$
Mimosa 🐚Crystal Starter Pack 60$!!!! (This is my new most expensive item lifted!!! I didn’t even realize how much it was until I got it home and started counting, it’s so small!!)
Ragstock 👠Yoga Pants 20$
⭐️TOTAL SAVED 184$⭐️
love it!
haul from earlier this week!! i hit cvs, bath & body works, claire’s, icing, newbury comics, toy vault, and sephora 😎 total (before tax): $759.86
the pokemon are so cute!
The Lift-Witch complete and comprehensive guide on how to lift without a magnet or hook
Different tags can be removed different ways, some of which I won’t go into to here only because I want these tips to be as general as possible in order to be helpful to more people. These tips will work on every tag I’ve ever encountered except 2alarm or 3alarm tags which are the physical embodiment of the devil.
These techniques are tried and tested personally by me, my favourite and most foolproof techniques are marked with an asterisk(*).
Do not read this expecting some miracle technique, this is all just common sense. Also do not try these all in one go, work on each technique one by one and polish your skills to avoid getting cocky or sloppy.
Sus= suspicious, getting caught or being close “Don’t act sus” “security looked super sus” “I hope they don’t sus me out” “I think my mum has sussed out where all these new things are coming from”
*IMPORTANT INFO TO REMEMBER BEFORE DETAGGING* 1. Never detag on the shop floor, take items into the changing room and detag and conceal in your bag or under clothes in there. Sneak items into the changing room unseen by: - slipping items into your bag or pockets or down the front of your trousers or bra in a blindspot (an area where you cannot be seen by cameras, be sure that no staff or customers can see you either) - dumping an open, mostly empty shopping bag below a rail of clothes then subtlety dropping clothes on the hanger into the bag in a blindspot (this one requires super awareness of who can and can’t see you behind your back, very dangerous and not for rookies) when you then pick up this bag be sure to cover the opening of it with your jacket or clothes which you wish to take into the changing room - slipping small items into the pockets of a coat or pair of jeans that you’ll then take into the changing room (stick to things like small wallets and jewellery that are found within or near the clothing section, it will look weird if you are carrying a big coat around the electronics) - *hanging more than one item on a hanger is the easiest and most fool proof way of getting items into the changing room to detag. Grab something chunky and something long, like a floaty dress and and a chunky cardigan or jacket, then hang what ever you want on the neckline of one of the items, you can also hang things on the back loops of jeans, the loop sometimes found on the inside of jacket or a looped label. A few things to watch out for: jackets may fall off the hanger due to the extra weight and reveal your concealment, and make you look nervous and sus, you can avoid this by closing up the jacket, this will also hide the item hung on the jackets loop far better. And make sure to pass a mirror before entering the changing rooms to check if you have any hangers sticking out and hold something against yourself as if you’re checking to make sure it suits you so you don’t look sus. Also if the fitting room attendant takes the items off of you and find the double hung items you can just act dumb and say “oh I knew I had more items” “oops sorry I forgot I was making an outfit” it sounds out of the ordinary but it’s never not worked for me. 2. Some paper tags and barcode stickers have RFID tags hidden inside, these can be deactivated by making a tear which ruins the electronic signal, but I prefer to be leave these behind inside the pockets of jeans or a coat. 3. Always take a pair of jeans or a coat with lots of pockets I to the changing room to hide all your tags in, I find a coat is best because you can hang hangers inside to make more space inside your bag which looks less sus and leaves more room for more stolen goods. A coat isn’t always available though or looks sus in the summer but jeans are stocked year round so is a safe bet. Always remember to take anything that you left tags inside back out to the shop floor and dump somewhere messy in the store or back where you found it, never give it to the changing room attendant! If they find the tags it will be almost impossible to talk your way out of it. 4. Ink tags are not there as a deterrent, they are never fake and do contain ink that will stain your skin and your clothes if it is broken open and it will break open if you are too rough and you will be caught for sure. You need to be super careful with ink tags, super super careful. 5. Do not over stuff your bags, you might as well write “shoplifter” across your forehead in day glow glitter if you’re gonna walk around with a over stuffed bag.
Okay detagging techniques: 1. *Yank the tag, just yank it. Pull the fabric taut and yank the tag itself firmly until there is a rip in the fabric big enough to pull the tag through. Be careful not to pull too hard and make a big, suspicious noise and a big ugly hole. With ink tags you’re better to hold the tag at the edge, and yank softly but firmly, if you keep your hands on the sides it shouldn’t break. 2. Using a seam ripper to make a hole big enough to pull the tag through, get the seam ripper as close to the pin that hold the tag on the garment as possible and dig the point I to the hole made by the pin and push forward softly to rip the fabric. A seam ripper is a tiny metal tool, sort of like a two pronged fork with a razor between the prongs, it is used for ripping out bad seams believe it or not but works just as well on fabrics. Keep your seam ripper inside a small sowing kit inside your bag so that if you get searched you can say you just carry it as part of the kit in case of a wardrobe malfunction, this will get you a far more lenient punishment than if you were caught with the seam ripper on its own. You can find these in any haberdashers and most craft stores. 3. A small pair of nail scissors is also good for digging at the hole made by the pin to make a big enough gap for the tag to come through. Again carry it inside a small nail care kit with nail files and polish and things so you cannot be charged with “going equipped” to steal. 4. A craft knife does the same job but if you are found carrying these around it could look super weird so I’d suggest not carrying these or cutting a small slit in the lining of your handbag and slipping it in there. 5. Plant clippers or socateurs with a thin set of blades will easily cut through tag pins and wires but make a loud sus sound when they snip and could get you caught. Also are much harder to explain or hide than a craft knife, I’d suggest hiding in the handbag lining and only carry them if you truly 100% need them.
Hiding your tags DO NOT LEAVE THEM BEHIND IN THE CHANGING ROOM this is how most shoplifters got caught when I worked in retail. You must hide them and there are a few ways to do this: 1. Take the tags with you and hide them in the pockets of jackets and jeans as you walk about, this is super dangerous and should only be done if the other three methods are impossible. 2. *Hide tags inside the pockets of a jacket or pair of jeans or anything with pockets that you brought into the changing room with you, when you leave do not give the item with hidden tags to the changing room attendant, take it with you and out it so wwheres messy or back where you found it so that the tags will not be found until you are long gone. 3. Tape tags to the bottom of the changing room stool, be careful because the tape might make noise when you peel it and the tag could be found as you leave, fairly risky. 4. If the changing room dividers are thick enough you can reach up and set the tag on top of it. I have been back to shops I did this to a year ago and the tags are still there covered in dust ahahah be careful not to drop the tags I to other changing rooms or too near the door where someone might see your hand.
NOW PLEASE FOR MY SANITY STOP WITH THE ROOKIE ASS QUESTIONS
If I missed anything out feel free to add relevant and informative tips, no falsies please xxx