Lifters, Unite

call me Karma. Open for lifting questions!

[artylifter]

hey guys. i know i've been inactive for like 7 months now and i apologize. i don't think i can continue lifting. I had a dream that i got caught and it rattled me so badly i don't think i'm going to for a while. thanks.

[shoptillyoufckndrop-blog]

[robinhoodsgang]

I’m always too scared to take from sephora, tips????

[liftingbarbie-blog]

This girl at Lush was about to wash my hands and asked me if I was allergic to anything and LITERALLY WITHOUT HESITATION I said “bullshit.” She laughed for 10 minutes. Then I stole a sex bomb.

[brokelmao-blog]

ICONIC

[liftinqbb]

Seriously LOVING the pamphlet method! My wlagreens has a basket of coupon advertisement pamphlets in the beauty section it’s such a gift. Tbh I didn’t even conceal the pamphlets bs there’s no reason to. I got 4 face masks and a lip balm using this just now.

[languidlylifting-blog]

What is the pamphlet method???

[liftinqbb]

I have a post on the pamphlet method that I posted pretty recently. I actually came up with it my self! Basically you get a pamphlet that they usually have In Most stores have them either on a new line of products or a store credit cards. This can also work with magazine! So basically you just walk around with the pamphlet open like you’re reading it and pick up the item you want (better for thinner items) and put it on the pamphlet and just close it! You don’t even have to conceal it but it won’t look strange if you just pop it in your bag!

[minimalistlifter]

I’ve used this but with my planneresume! That big one I lifted at the beginning of the year is wonderful for flatter things like stickers and such if you just want a thing or two that’s small. I pretend like I’m looking at a shopping list in it, even pull out my pen and shit. It’s great but I haven’t done that that much. 

[prettygirlslift-deactivated2015]

Pac Sun

So I got hired on as a manager, but the pay was wicked low so I quit, but here’s a couple things I learned while I was there.

- They have toooons of paperwork in the morning, and it’s normally just one opener, sometimes no one comes in until 11, sometimes even as late as 1

- Hidden cameras that are only able to be accessed by corporate, they’re literally there just to monitor the employees.

- They have to see you pick up the merchandise, conceal the merchandise and attempt to walk out with the merchandise to be able to say anything, and even then they have to get approval from corporate LP to call police (spoilers-they never call police)

So idk, maybe that’s helpful to some of you who need a little extra confidence at Pac Sun!!!

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

[tuesdayisfordancing]

I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody: 

zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/

noun

a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).

ISN’T THAT AWESOME??

[professorsparklepants]

#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one

[siesiegirl]

She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.

[crumbvulet]

What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?

[trippy-lifty]

anudda one. I’m getting too much Walmart alcohol agh

[trippy-lifty]

BAHAHAHAH THIS WAS THE DAY I BUMPED INTO MY OLD GYM TEACHER IN THE ALCOHOL ISLE AHHH

[lovelylifting-deactivated201712]

getting back in the game. aren’t I cool?

[artylifter]

me

[artylifter]

thief: welcome to the thieves guild, rookie

new thief: i can't wait to learn the deep, hidden secrets of this city and find new ones of my own

thief: ahahahaha, yeah, sure

thief: okay so lesson one

thief: the self-checkout machine can't tell if you're lying about ringing up organic bananas as regular bananas

[girlielifter-blog]

This is lifting pepe. Reblog and you shall have a good haul

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[vermillionkill-deactivated20230]

worth a shot huh

[marshmallow-flavoured-tuna--blog]

i wish for the cyanide and happiness naked plushie. lets see what happens.

[candleastrology-deactivated2018]

ITS BACK

[astrokisses]

I wish for my crush to talk to me first at school monday

[lifeoftheliftandfab-blog]

I wish for my haul today to be successful and swift ✨

[artylifter]

I hope everyone is still removing geotags..? and not saying names or sharing face. be safe mmk children.

[hookerthief]

just two bras for $103. bras being this expensive is absolutely ridiculous

[hookerthief]

had a bad day. school is fucking me over. so i stole some stuff. the bottle is wine. i think this is the first time i’ve stolen alcohol… too bad i can’t steal weed. $110.45

[liftylyfe-blog]

Hobby lobby got me fucked up if they thought I was gonna pay $24 for each of these

[flowerlygirls]

y'all heard about gina-lisa in germany? she was raped by two men, while being intoxicated, it was all filmed, and you can clearly hear her saying “no” and “stop it” repeatedly. the rapists didn’t face any consequences for her rape, in fact SHE paid THEM 20,000€ because she “”“"falsely accused them”“”“.

the video is on PORNHUB. the literal rape of an innocent woman is on a porn website, there are men masturbating to.actual.rape.

#IStandWithGina this is disgusting and this strong woman deserves justice, until now i have been too devastated to do my own research, but this needs to be known.

the rapists names are pardis F. (23) and sebastian C. (29) they filmed it to blackmail her so she would pay them money, she knew about it bc they spread the video around her friends and family.

http://mobil.stern.de/lifestyle/leute/gina-lisa-lohfink–vom-opfer-zur-taeterin-6876238.html

this is the german article, if anyone knows anything else or has an article in english please add.

[antiporn-activist]

This is what you support when you defend the porn industry.

[ornatesong-blog]

http://www.latimes.com/world/europe/la-fg-germany-rape-20160616-snap-story.html

English article!

[female-only-deactivated20180801]

English article!    ^^^^

[smalltimestealer-deactivated201]

Posting this to remind myself and others: 

stealing isn’t a competition

[liftingstripes]

i reblog this every time i see it