brains beauty & booty

the gal who is here until something better comes along to captivate you 🐌

[nymphfrill]

[worstgirleva]

Advice for trans girls: do not befriend transmascs who see themselves as more of a woman than you

Second advice: don't befriend cis women who see themselves as more of a woman than you

[strategicone]

I feel this energy today and offer prayers for those that have no idea what is coming.

[telltaletypist]

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

[segamascott]

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[solitairians]

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

[teaboot]

Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say "masks are a government conspiracy" and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say "I have chemical burns on my face"

[teaboot]

things people expect in a political confrontation:

Facts

Logic

Emotional outbursts

Things they are never prepared for:

Open sores

[headspace-hotel]

This post: "Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back"

Me: off to a compelling start

[meow-moment]

i do not minmax i do not play competitively i do not optimize my build i do not grind i do not topscore i do not give a shit about leaderboards. i play to have fun and if im not having fun i go do something else

[depsidase]

[nikkiitalks]

[sgam76]

SOUND ON. This is definitely Key Horse, btw. Weenies to a man.

[spinachwrap]

@elodieunderglass I'm sure you've seen this but let's all look at it again

[elodieunderglass]

let's all look at it again!

[aetherograph]

directed by taika waititi

[minecraft]

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

[shodaisatellite]

[saprophilous]

Oc Commission for Catattack on bsky tysm!

[astraldemise]

accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

[astraldemise]

so you all knew the risks of imagining burger and never told me ??

[toaster-boi]

the legend of old

[wizardshark]

Under American healthcare, you can only afford Cognitive Burger Therapy

[roserosette]

Bloodsucker Leads the Dance, 1975, Alfredo Rizzo

[adreamforthedead]

🚨Wet Beast Alert🚨

running ermine photos by Jacob Buck

[kira-serialfaggot]