Your Local Lesbian

27 yr old lesbian just trying to figure shit out.

[space-pics]

NASA Cassini spacecraft view of Earth and Moon from Saturn [1024x1024]

[shortandcranky]

Blake Lively in A Simple Favor is a god damn lesbian dream

[nbamlb]

i’m laughing so hard because they really put pennywise on the stairs in this promo image, making this movie look like some political drama that also just happens to star a clown

[verifiedaccount]

The law and order sound but the second beat is a clown honk

[julian2006]

what goes thru a white boy’s mind when they get dressed like

“u know what’ll go great with these basketball shorts? socks with little marijaunas”

[cultof-aphrodite]

Me to my skin: we’re adults now, let’s act like it.

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

the internet has collectively made a meme out of every frame of Spongebob but they still have yet to hone in on the image that conveys the feeling of being in your 20s

[pinefarrs]

[ghost-roads]

ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

[ppolkadotty]

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

[daniscynic]

me listening to men talk

me listening to women talk

[thankyu]

Hearts be like, bump bump bump lol

[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

cant relate

[solardivulger]

[emmas]

can she let me breathe please

[justuno]

[fourthell]

u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough

[ahotknife]

let’s go lesbians let’s go LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO here we go lesbians.. here we go lesbians C'mon! LET’S GO LESBIANS!! oh my god lesbians…. oh my god lesbians- move outta my way ROUNDING THE CORNER WITH A BUNCH OF LESBIANS HERE WE ARE CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!

[toastbutteregg]

nothing more relatable than this

[lesbianshepard]

me, watching a movie: come on. CLEARLY the ancient and ominous black tomb is cursed. what the fuck are you guys doing???

me, reading about a giant, mysterious, and ancient black granite sarcophagus found in Egypt and chanting: OP-EN IT! OP-EN IT! OP-EN IT!

[isolate]

if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.

[isolate]

I’m literally not kidding

[isolate]

the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.

[eligantly]

i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome

[isolate]

the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.

[eligantly]

UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.

[isolate]

Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!

[lynati]

How much would it cost to bring the Giant Baby to The States? Or to make a few of our own?