The King of Hell

Then why does your heart speed up in fear?

I– [Swallows thickly]

Because– I uh–

#allamericxnidiot #stan stop

[Chuckles, walking forward]

It's OK, to be afraid that is...

What the fuck, why? you're such a bottom why are you taller

Excuse you.

Also, I dunno.

#I laugh

guy

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

#Satan.jpg

It’s a sin to lie.

[Snickers]

Shut up! I’m– I’m not afraid’a you!

Then why does your heart speed up in fear?

#allamericxnidiot

Is the reason you're short so that you're not taller than your boss? And that way it's easier to kiss his feet

Actually, Boss is shorter than me by like five inches.

I dunno why that is.

#I laugh

The one and only. [blows kisses at]

[Makes a face] Fuck off.

I’m not afraid’a you.

#weeps #maygodhavemercyonme

It's a sin to lie.

[Snickers]

#allamericxnidiot

[HE GONNA JUMP ON YOU NOW FOR GOOD MEASURE]

Eat dirt!

[DROPS KICK HERE IN THE FACE]

How is that?

hailcolumbia

[oh fuck this guy is strong] [and now her nose is bleeding :(]

Shit!

[give her a moment to recover and she’ll just swing the fucking coffee table at him]

#not sorry Chris #oldglory

[Of course he strong! HE MOTHERFUCKING SATAN!]

How you--!

[Oh look a coffee table in his face. Is that blood? Why yes it is.] Fuck-! [Grabs the couch and swings it at her]

…

You know… That you don’t… Don’t have to call… Call me ‘sir’ or ‘boss’ anymore, correct?

[He feels like he should ask… something.]

…Did you… try to walk into death’s embrace?

I know. You said it before.

[He hesitates to answer, but he’s not about to lie to Satan]

… Yes. About two months ago.

#weeps #dontgetmadgetrevenge #v; we got this

[...] [opens his mouth, then closes it]

...I see. [he is eerily quiet]

She's giving him such a look. She has only seen his face and she doesn't like him. He looks like England

"Why such a face? I'm pretty sure I have yet to receive a reason to receive such a look."

[He doesn’t need to use his hands. He has minions for that.]

…. [just stares at him]

maygodhavemercyonme

[proving you’re attractive by forcing your minions to touch you] [wow u r so smexy]

[blows a kiss]

[PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE] [using a stepping stool] [HE TINY MAN OK!]

maygodhavemercyonme

[he was going to be mad]

[but holy shit]

[he can’t stop laughing]

Be careful, there kiddo. Don’t wanna get a boo boo from jumping down that huge little tower of yours.

#take that.... cries@ stan #maygodhavemercyonme

... [OK. How about he punches you in the nuts]

sADLY GOES Back to mobile

now im going back to mobile cries a lot

#ooc

[smirks, chuckling]

I am Wrath’s boss. [LET’S SEE HOW SMART YOU ARE]

[oh shit]

N’ that makes you– Satan?

The one and only. [blows kisses at]

#allamericxnidiot

…

As I said earlier. It’s out of my control.

[Pauses at the question. His warning bells going off.] That’s correct. It would do you no good welcoming death’s embrace.

I understand. My apologies, sir.

[He doesn’t say anything else about it; if Satan wants to know more, he might have to actually ask]