I'll make a better title later

[narwhalsarefalling]

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

[vicholas]

[birlinterrupted]

Please kill me

[pileofknives]

Thank God for the spoiler alert

[pissvortex]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[sixthrock]

Wait is this the same cat from that “my cat always looks like she just found out her husband died at sea” tweet??

IT IS

[hayley566]

She’s a sensitive soul

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes

[just-rhys-things]

Same mood as naming your Pokémon after a totally different one for online matches

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[swooood-dooooood]

never forget arceus steel

[somecutething]

A cat waking up from surgery

[daco-broman]

I am losing my shit

[yeahiwasintheshit]

everyone trying to get me in the uber

[homiedepot]

[homiedepot]

[papasmoke]

It is funny that Hitlers last moments of life were pure misery and terror before he blew his own brains out, it is funny that Luis Carrero Blanco was blown up by a bomb so powerful it sent his car flying over a 3 story building, it is funny that Ronald Reagan got shot and that his wound led to health complications that plagued him for the rest of his vile life, it is funny that Margaret Thatcher lived in constant fear of assassination by the IRA, it is funny that Mussolini ended life looking like a prized ham in the deli section, and it is funny that Trump might die from covid.

[papasmoke]

America is the least educated country in the world when it comes to American history

[badgraph1csghost]

For any of my followers who may genuinely have this question:

Gay people know Reagan as the president who laughed at AIDS and did nothing because “all the right people” (aka us gay people) were dying from it.

Reagan is the president under whose auspices the incarceration rate of Black people on drug charges ballooned to caricaturishly high levels.

Reagan is the president that abolished the air traffic controllers’ union.

Reagan is the president who espoused the flawed “trickle down economics” theory, cut federal funding for state welfare programmes by 80%, froze the federal minimum wage while taxes and costs skyrocketed, and established the capital gains tax cuts that set our corporate feudal state into motion.

Reagan is the president who gutted federal assistance programmes, purging the Social Security disability rolls, and caused my own grandfather to die because he could no longer afford to buy both food and medicine.

Then of course, there’s the Iran-Contra Affair, Star Wars (not the film, but the space based missile platform), school prayer, blah blah blah

But American History textbooks only remember him for “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall,” treating him like he alone was the force that united East and West Germany and brought the Soviet Union to its knees.

[socialistexan]

Reagan in his first term was consided much the same way Trump is right now, which is why I’m convinced if Trump wins a second term he’ll he deified the same way Reagan was.

I’ll add to the list though:

Left a wreath at a memorial for Nazi SS soldiers, said they were the true victims of Nazism

Supported apartheid

Sold out countless peers/competition in Hollywood to the House Unamerican Activities Committee

25,000 dead in El Salvador

Go look at his governorship of California, it’s bad

Ketchup is a vegetable

[infectedwithnyanites]

Bringing about the undemocratic overthrow of the ussr is also another crime of Reagan’s 7 million people died because of the restoration of capitalism in Russia

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

“Ketchup is a vegetable” should be elaborated because it’s more insidious than it sounds. He wanted to broaden health food guidelines in schools to decrease funding of education. So, both ruining kids’ health AND education for The Free Market™️. Ever wonder why US is a very unhealthy country including its children? Profit. This was combined with deregulation of advertising too.

Reagan was a dishonest greedy excuse for a human being, so of course he’s praised in US history.

[deadeyesopened]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[toney-starks]

[thenatsdorf]

Good catch.

[nuclearfeels]

big kitty: ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball! guy: *yeet* big kitty: BALL!!!!!!

[mysharona1987]

From the Washington Post.

Yikes.

[desinteresse]

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

The test they were using was meant to confirm COVID-19 after a person becomes symptomatic (to confirm that the person has COVID and not something else like the flu). It’s very accurate when used to confirm a diagnosis. It was not meant to be used as a screening test. It is not accurate when used as a screening test. These people literally didn’t read the fucking instruction manual.

[justcatposts]

This giant mountain lion playing the shell game to win his favorite stuffed toy 

(Source)

[ampervadasz]

[bad-comic-art]

how many liner pens died for this….

Cable #75 (2000) art by Rob Liefeld

[hyyteli]

I just had to see how tiny his eyes really are under all that mess

[actuallyadyke]

Decided to keep editing the rest of the face lines out

[jinglecats]

What if we went deeper.  smoother.

[bad-comic-art]

[politishaun-deactivated20230409]

Abortion Clinic Employee Shares How Some Pro-Life Women Act When They Come In As Customers

I am not surprised that anti-choice zealots would hypocritically obtain abortions, but I am thoroughly fucking shocked that they wouldn’t even attempt to hide their anti-choice views when doing so. 

[whitepeopletwitter]