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a gender in this economy? etc etc i'm alyssa and i'm the one with the ridiculous amount of tags i tweet. @shorttfuse_

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penelope n colin / polin au idea that i want but know i couldn’t write, free to a good home:

superhero-esque au. it still being regency is crucial in my opinion. penelope still has a secret identity as lady whistledown but lady whistledown is not a society writer, but rather a masked vigilante. One night she saves colin and he falls immediately in love. and simply Must track her down and declare his intention to marry her. i anticipate a lot of him commiserating to pen about his mystery woman while pen internally screams

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hellaverse is all my brain thinks about rn so here are some free mostly stolitz helluva boss aus for ur consideration

-role reversal blitz and stolas where blitz is a prince of hell and stolas is just some nerd. idk maybe blitz has to get some books for [plot reason here] and stolas is a librarian. (does hell have libraries do u think?)

-blitz as a sinner who ends up at the hazbin hotel (and somehow still lands a prince of hell and there’s angst about him possibly getting redeemed and stolas never seeing him again). probably at least one 3some with husk and angel dust or at least he tries. him and nifty 100% get along.

- fantasy au where stolas is like head of a wizard college, loona gets accepted on a scholarship and blitz is blitz and marches right into the office on the first WHIFF that a single person was not treating her right. in my head there are two nice long fics about this and one is from blitz’s POV and then another one is from Loona’s and it’s about her doing the wizard college thing and octavia is also in her classes and maybe she tutors loona and they kiss

-millie/moxxie/blitz ot3. just more of that.

-blitz and fizz never stop being friends au

-blitz is a performer and fizz is an assassin or thief or otherwise criminal au. i feel like maybe he gives up on clown stuff but perhaps it’s like a equestrian show thing or like more stunt work daredevil focused stuff? or stand up comedy lmfao.

-stolas is a human royal and I.M.P. is a human security group hired to keep him safe during some conference abroad or whatever

-stolas is a human royal but I.M.P. are demons hired to kill him by sinner stella but then somehow blitzo kisses him about it instead

-regency auuuuuuuuuuuu gimmie stableboy blitzo and unhappily married stolas. or even better arranged marriage stolitz

-stolitz but it’s lesbians ur honor

- he was a skater boy she said see u later boy but stolas will not be making that same mistake. (lol high school/college au. maybe human maybe still demons idk i do wanna know what demon school is like)

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SOS im looking for a homestuck fanfic i read

okay there was a fic i read years ago. 99% on Ao3 but i can’t find it now. It was Eridan-centric (let me live okay) and it was like, he joined the space fleet or whatever but surprisingly low rank for bein a seadweller, like middle management vibe? and none of the other canon trolls were around/they didn’t talk to him (at least at first)

He made friends in his like, cadet squad with some oc trolls and like, actually worked on himself and stopped bein shitty. Eventually he does run into some other trolls and i Think the main ship was Eridan/Karkat and karkat is like, a captain or some other real bigshot. i might be crazy but eridan/equius might have also been a ship in it in some capacity or maybe they were just friends

i remember thé ocs bein really cool and there’s like, a scene where eridan gets at least one piercing from one of them and they have like a friends with benefits situation.

does anyone remember this one? and did it get deleted or is it still floating around somewhere. i just remember that one even now and it Affected me so i would like to at least remember what it was called/who wrote it.

[art-noppy]

GRIMLOCK NO BOZO

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

hi i am writing a ruehob fic 🫡 (soulmate au + arranged marriage)

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yoo your striker looks gnc af

[miroimirage]

I've never seen a storm so strong

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[pigeon-princess]

Honoured archfey and treasured companions 💐

[15lehna]

Same Knikolas same

[terra-toma]

I ain’t gettin this any doner but!! THEY

[peb-ills]

ok first things first thank you all for the overwhelming support on my last post!! i gotta say i was surprised ily guys💖💜💖 and secondly, the brainrot has fully set in lmao i love drawing these guys

[sootchild]

Finally done! It is hard to show in photos but it is super sparkly. Which feels fitting for Lady Chirp Featherfowl. Watercolor and inks.

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i’ve never seen supernatural but why are their eyes always glistening. every gif of one of those 3 mfs i have ever seen looks like they are either about to cry tenderly or their eyes are watering from holding in a sneeze.

[bastart13]

"You know I love you?" "I love you too."

I am obsessed with this relationship. It's opposites attract. It's unrequited requited love. It's clashing wants and needs. It's that slightly toxic dependency. It's a love that could have been different if only they'd never met him.

How dare Aabria and Oscar make me so invested in an owlbear and a satyr called Wuuvy

[counterspelling]

Endless ACOFAF

[moonbafoon]

BRUH.

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[utopians]

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[utopians]

good game not only because you can dress your funny little guy up in a mesh tank top and bell bottoms and a frog shaped visor with funny sunglasses but because you can then wear this outfit to go tell a woman that her husband has been found dead after two days missing