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ciel | 16 | they/them | bc i've moved, this blog is still under construction. thank you for being patient and welcome again! <3

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Babe, dont do this.. Please....

what about our minecraft server babe? i built you a castle babe….

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why do food places have to give you that little tiny ass baby cup when you ask for water it’s so flagrant. water drinkers are treated like second class citizens in this country

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you ask for soda they give you a trough sized cup, you’re treated like royalty. you ask for water they’re like oh baby wants his water? his wahwah? here you fucking go little man take this

[sashayed]

me: i feel strongly that everything is bad. all evidence supports this conclusion.

my cat: hm. i have counterpoint

me: impossible. what is it.

my cat:

me, voice trembling: ᵍᵒᵒᵈ  ᵖᵒᶦⁿᵗ

[luluvanhoagland]

Big Boober Post #3

BOOBER BUTTONS NOW AVAILABLE

GIVEAWAY

ETSY / ART PAGE

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These are so cute, and also definitely relatable.

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I am absolutely losing my marbles over this

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a japanese guy who made a bunch of creepy pasta videos a long time ago (you’ve probably seen Youtube666, he made that) is playing through minecraft for the first time and he’s not using any guides or anything other than the in-game guidebook and he’s fucking. doing it in such a buddhist way.

like, he’s so patient and detached from all of the stuff he’s gotten.

in the newest episode he destroyed 14566 blocks of bridge and blew up his original house just because he learned about xyz coordinates by accidentally pressing F5 and he wanted his house to be at the X:0 coordinate.

also look at this quarry. it’s his 5th quarry.

look at this absolute fucking massive hole.

and it’s not like “HELLOOOOO EVERYBODY WHAT IS UP, TODAY WE’RE GONNA BE PLAYING MIIIIIINECRAAAAFT” he’s just like. a quiet 30 year old japanese man who speaks very precisely and politely. and he even does his own english captions which are overlayed on the video and he uses emoticons like (0u0)/

he’s so wonderful and cute.

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please watch at least like 5 minutes of this.

i PROMISE you you’ll smile.

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i’ve been keeping track of piropito’s minecraft series since the beginning and i can promise you all 76 episodes and counting are well worth the watch because it’s incredible the LENGTHS this guy goes to learn and explore without help from others.

some highlights:

-spends literal HOURS upon HOURS building these long, seemingly endless bridges because he wants to reach “the ends of the earth”

-around episode 40, he’s learned the ins and outs of redstone but doesn’t realize you can sleep in your bed.

-the noises he makes when he’s afraid of enemies/dies are precious and gentle and not at all what you’d expect from a famous horror artist

-spends hours trading resources with villagers to get glass only to find out almost 50 episodes in that you can make glass from sand

-destroys several mountains of sand in the desert to not only fuel his love for glass, but also because “explosions are sugoi 0u0″

-sees a silverfish and

-builds a giant “machine” that runs on redstone, minecarts, and pistons that pushes colored sand through a massive glass window. it doesn’t do anything, it just pushes all the blocks to the bottom and breaks after a few minutes. piro seems very pleased with it.

-makes these complex shapes/structures in an attempt to create a nether portal, doesn’t realize it’s just a rectangle

-a fan made a skin just for him, complete with 0u0 face

-falls in lava multiple times, never gives up

-builds a giant coin pusher game for funsies

-NANI KORE?

-in short i beg of you to watch this gentle man play minecraft blind it’s so fascinating

[andhumanslovedstories]

If the frosting! Of your cupcake! Is equal to or greater in height than the cupcake itself! you made a bad fucking cupcake

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We can’t as a society keep supporting pastries that are just edible plates for five inch piles of sugar glue

[tamamita]

Say the F word

F-F…….

[hesfromsomewhere]

cmon you can do it

[tamamita]

F….FU….

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Keep going! We believe in you!

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F….FFFU-

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n-NOOO DAD!!! THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN UR A ROLE MODEL FOR!!!! THEIR PURE BABY EARS!!!

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Visit Original Link

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

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how bad could it possibly be

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this is it.  this is my favorite tag on this post

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it’s time. its been a whole year since i made this post

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I meant to type cat smirk in google images but it came out as cat smork

Smork smork

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ladybug: chat can i talk to you for a sec?

chat noir: ooooo someones in troubleee

chat noir: its me. i don’t know why i did that

[softlybrrahs]

Doodle the picture I sent u of my dog

what happened to h im,

[shosmol]

b e a u t i f u l

[softlybrrahs]

Me: I want angst for my oc’s

My brain: well if you want that you’re going to have to do that by yourself because you never talk about them with anyone else and-

Me: what the fuck

[demilypyro]

I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to

[demilypyro]

We have dams dude this isnt fucking atlantis

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yeah but they wont hold forever…

[demilypyro]

Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you

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Sorry but actually the “press any button” greentext story is objectively the best one

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honorable mention: 

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I’m the Glubglogabgalab. I love books and this basement is a true treasure trove. I am the Glubglogabgalab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble-flibba-blabba-blab I’m full of shwibble-glibba-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and mind Shwabble-dabble-glibba-glabba-shwibble-shwab-glab Dibble-dabble-shwibble-shwabble-glibba-glab-shwab Shwabble-dabble-glibba-glabba-shwibble-shwab-dab Dibble-dabble-shwibble-shwabble-glibba-shwab-glab

Oh ha ha ha, mmm, splendid! Simply delicious. Mmm, ha ha ha ha! I am the Glubglogabgalab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble-flibba-blabba-blab I’m full of shwibble-glibba-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and mind Shwabble-dabble-glibba-glabba-shwibble-shwab-glab Dibble-dabble-shwibble-shwabble-glibba-glab-shwab Shwabble-dabble-glibba-glabba-shwibble-shwab-dab Dibble-dabble-shwibble-shwabble-glibba-shwab-glab [deep exhale that makes others uncomfortable]

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I’m genuinely frightened

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