Shot Of Glitter

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[gerroys]

After three years of writing, one year of shooting, four years of reshooting, and two years of editing, I have finally completed my movie, 

Threat Level Midnight.

[prokopetz]

A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you.

[roachpatrol]

fun fact: cats actually have very good peripheral vision and do a lot of checking things out with it. full-frontal staring into your face is, for them, an aggressive statement. hence they do that a lot when they’re trying to make you do stuff, like feed them or play with them.

if a cat sits with you but at an angle and won’t meet your gaze, they’re not ignoring you at all! they’re hanging out. they’re having chill bro time. 

if you want to smile at your cat, look at them till they see you, then give a slow blink. this is a cat smile. if a cat only glances at you to give you a blink and then looks away, that is a warm greeting, like, ‘hey there, buddy’. be polite right back at them and don’t seek out or hold sustained eye-contact in friendly, casual situations. 

[sh-inik]

cat etiquette 101

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

my favourite thing about cat etiquette is that one of my friends drunkenly informed me after a long silence “sorry, i’ve been alone with the cat too much, i was trying to tell you i like you… by slow-blinking…”

writers

[jewghoul]

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

[bransidhe-deactivated20201122]

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

[stygianzinogre]

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

[jewghoul]

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

[one-million-cats]

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

Class discussions are fun until u find out ur classmates are racists

[avivrant-thang-deactivated20160]

Bruhhhhhhhhh

[clarknokent]

Both parents?! Yeah your life is over.

[nahhhkev-deactivated20150212]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sipnsyphe]

When the laptop half closed like that you know it’s bad.

[90sdefect]

I can just hear the moms saying “oh really?”

[golden-xv-deactivated20160216]

is that Amber Rose and Kanye West

[shotofglitter-blog]

me sitting at the bus stop for 30 seconds: where the bus

[dicksplit]

“I’m full, do you want my dessert”

[africantea]

The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe.

(via bl-ossomed)

[psychofactz]

[finessenextdoor-deactivated2015]

man, listen.

[luvyourselfsomeesteem-deactivat]

Yall eating cheese sticks with the Gods and what not

[sadvirginsacrifice-deactivated2]

my autobiography

[rainbow-wheel-deactivated201503]

its me.

[slimewytch]

*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*

[shotofglitter-blog]

me everyday: I should get a tattoo.

[genebelcher]

officer: pop the trunk me: I can explain

[spudsexuall]

It’s so fucking weird how we can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

[eatuntilyoudie]

sometimes i actually get my shit together but then i lose it again like 2 days later

[duckypi]

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

[sofunnyimcryan]

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

[sofunnyimcryan]

he pasta way

[sofunnyimcryan]

he just ran out of thyme

[sofunnyimcryan]

here today, gone tomato

[sofunnyimcryan]

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

[sofunnyimcryan]

we never sausage a tragedy coming

[sofunnyimcryan]

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

[sofunnyimcryan]

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

[420joshua]

spaghetti