Shoujo Spider

Indiscriminate reblogging.

[i-dream-of-idk]

Stephen throughout basically the entire movie:

[littlebluecaboose]

fellas is it gay to recognize the self through the other

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

morality is definitely a human concept but i do think that dolphins know what they do is wrong

[cowboydeanwinchester]

reblog to throw a french fry at the person you reblogged from like they’re a grocery store parking lot pigeon

[foolfortune]

[the-enchanted-little-star]

[duchessofhastings]

DRIVE (2011)  dir. Nicolas Winding Refn

[king-of-bugz]

Grandpa’s shitty bed

[frodo-sam]

Lady Jessica + outfits

DUNE (2021) dir. Denis Villeneuve Costume Design by Jacqueline West and Bob Morgan.

[themultiverseofmarvel]

[sharkodactyl]

i really do think about this video every single time i’m on the freeway

[obe]

[ifightformyfriends]

You’re telling me a LOBSTER squeezed this lime?

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Gin and clawnic

[anexperimentallife]

[shutupimthinking]

personally, I think the problem with society is that no one is dipping their feet into creeks anymore.

[straightedgesavior434]

Truly grateful Morbius came out in 2022 because 10 years ago, “evil vampire Matt Smith” would’ve made this site unusable

[moonachilles]

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

[nitewrighter]

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

[theonlycabbage]

Mary Shelley said, "I can make him

[copperbadge]

New definition of gritty reboot: the story is exactly the same, but one main character has been replaced by Gritty.

[princesssarcastia]

#pride & prejudice (via @mylordshesacactus)

[mylordshesacactus]

#but who would be gritty?#darcy’s too obvious so that’s out#elizabeth has phenomenal comedic potential#so does lady catherine de bourgh#NO WAIT I’VE GOT IT:#MRS. BENNET

Jane. All the dialogue about how she’s objectively the prettiest and sweetest sister with the most delicate manners and constitution and has trouble expressing her emotions especially when in love remain 100% unchanged.

Meanwhile, Jane “Gritty” Bennet is in the background of the shot in a 100% period-accurate dress, throwing Mr Collins through a window.

[priscellie]

Pride and Extreme Prejudice

[copperbadge]

The responses to this post just keep getting better. 

[leaveharmony]

@lone-gunwoman-of-the-week

[muffinworry]

Mr. Darcy: You are dancing with the only handsome girl in the room.

Meanwhile:

Mr. Bingley: She is the most beautiful creature I have ever beheld.

[artimies6]

@jayykesley