The Kind Of Human Wreckage That You Love @shouldprobablybeworriedaboutme - Tumblr Blog

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

bumblebeebats

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

chaotic-awesome

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

porcelainapparition

becausekeiratoldmeto

brainstatic

Whenever someone makes a feminist criticism on the internet there’s always a guy who says “you must be fun at parties.” Hate to break it to you pal, but the guy at parties who’s frothing over SJWs and quoting South Park like it’s scripture isn’t exactly coming off as a bon vivant.

saskiakeultjes

Lil guy

What they say: i mean mcr broke up years ago it's probably nothing

What they mean: gerard has been off of twitter for weeks, it's been nearly exactly 10 years since the black parade release and their last single was fake your death this isn't a coincidence this isn't a coincidence this isn't-