[fasterhigher]

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

me: *ignores messages from 50 people* me: *sulks about the one person who won’t message me back*

[spacedaydreams]

me in a horror movie

[dlubes]

1st text - Friday: 10:23PM

2nd text - Today 9:37PM

[trapcard]

AQSWEDRTEYKUTJ

[habitualshaker]

“sorry I just got your text are you still gonna kill me?”

[brbjellyfishing]

And on the murderers phone it showed up as blue iMessage but hers was green smh

[thebestoftumbling]

Adorable baby fakes crying when daddy tries to cut her fingernails. (x)

[fatmanda]

[lilgivenchyprincess]

Shit me too

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

Who is she

[collegecocoasugar]

[basedqueensb-deactivated2016042]

Now this is how you sext

[amelia-bassett-deactivated20151]

I CANT BREATHE

[tomishaevette-deactivated201911]

THIS

[sparklesandchalk]

guys please don’t vote for Donald Trump. I don’t have enough money to move out of the United States right now.

[bang]

that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you.

[emelia-jpg-deactivated20150321]

Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards them, stop guilting girls into liking you back

[ethiopienne]

this woman is a national treasure

[guiltygifs]

[clearlypositive]

I work in a pizza place and we took our chicken broccoli alfredo off the menu. Then this happened.

[micdotcom]

Watch: A TV host brilliantly shut down his audience for laughing at a male domestic violence survivor 

[hommewalk]

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

[crevoke]

You must be prepared to work always without applause.

Ernest Hemingway (via hudlion)

[balancedbarbiee]

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

period panties

chillen panties

and im about to get me some dick panties

[morganjoycexo-deactivated-deact]

this is literally the most accurate fucking post

[nomeatathlete-deactivated202007]

Eventually they ALL become period panties

[danibananiboo-deactivated201904]

^ that is even more accurate^

[ishihiro1403]

[cremblr]

mom would you pLEASE JUST INSTALL CHROME

[willgrahamscock]

I have seen hell

[major-loser-blog]

holy hell

[charliecox]

actual image of obama blessing the us today