Useless Metaphors

Ashley. 24. Indiana. Here is where I put the things that make me laugh and the thoughts that meander through my brain. Enjoy.

[nevver]

[taco-bell-rey]

i think stores should have jeans for men called “girlfriend jeans”. they are very tight and skinny.

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

and they have fake pockets 

[misscherrylikesthediscourse]

They are also more expensive for no reason.

[saddergrrl]

And made out of the thinnest cotton so they rip sooner.

[wonderlandgirl4ever]

[omega3]

[middle-eastt]

[originalultrabeast]

[bidoctor]

[invocado]

[theweatherlab]

[quasinohoes]

team fuck the summer.

[valleydean]

[slightlypsychic]

“Chris Hemsworth’s character in Ghostbusters was so useless! He was stupid and he was just there as eye-candy for the female audience! And he was the only male lead character!”

Dear haters:

Does it bother you when the only lead character in a show who’s the same gender as you is brainless useless eye-candy

Does it

Does it really

That must be so terrible for you 

[deafgaming]

[showtimelikecable]

I don't know how this Tumblr thing works anymore

[frankocean]

a tornado flew around my room before you came

excuse the mess it made, it usually doesn’t rain in..

southern california much like arizona 

my eyes don’t shed tears but boy they pour when i’m thinking bout ya..

ooh no no no

i been thinking bout ya 

you know know know

i been thinking bout ya 

do ya think about me still 

do ya, do ya?..

or do you not think so far ahead 

cause i been thinking bout forever 

or do you not think so far ahead 

cuz i been thinking bout forever ..

no i don’t like you i just thought you were cool enough to kick it

got a beach house i could sell u in idaho 

since you think i don’t love you i just thought you were cute 

that’s why i kissed you.. got a fighter jet i don’t get to fly it though 

i’m lying.. down thinking bout ya..

ooh no no no

i been thinking bout ya 

you know know know

i been thinking bout ya

do you think about me still? 

do ya, do ya?

i remember how could i forget

how u feel 

you know you were my first time 

a new feel 

it won’t ever get old not in my soul 

not in my spirit keep it alive

we’ll go down this road til it turns from color

to black and white.

[blasianxbri]

I BEEN THINKIN’ BOUT YA TOO FRANK BECAUSE WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR ALBUM YOU SON OF A BITCH IT’S AUGUST, IT’S FUCKING AUGUST.  CHANNEL ORANGE CAME OUT WHEN I WAS LIKE A FRESHMAN IN COLLEGE, FRANK. I’M GRADUATING THIS YEAR, FRANK. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU! WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU! HOW DARE YOU! 

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ALBUM

[trashbrownie]

This is actually really rude & extra

[blasianxbri]

This is Tumblr. If you want pattycake and happy time, go to FB with the old folk. 

[trashbrownie]

^ go away?? Who asked you?? Lmao ✌ blasianxbri

[04tf3h84h0g384gh08h-deactivated]

drug dealer? no man. hug dealer. come here

[lampsarepeopletoo]