[stevetwisp]

[kaylapocalypse]

I’m obsessed

[toastbutteregg]

[guerrillatech]

[sandmandaddy69]

[carygrantsbeard]

Be nice to others. You never know which one of your mutuals suffers the burden of relating to Ronan Lynch

[virginiasummer-deactivated20200]

are they, you know *imitates framing a latin teacher for murder* in love?

[eeethereaaal-deactivated2022081]

[oldschoolpic]

Freddie Mercury eating soup in his bed with his cats, 80s by Vrty33

[deusexlachina]

Guide to Softening Shrek

Shrek’s default state is “Hardened.” By choosing certain quest resolutions and dialogue options, Shrek can be “Softened:”

* In the conversation where Shrek says that ogres are like onions, tell him you see ogres like more pleasant things with layers. Either “ogres are like cakes” or “how about a parfait?” will soften, anything else will make softening permanently impossible.

* During the castle sequence, encounter but do not kill the dragon.

* In the conversation where Shrek tells your Donkey Fiona called him a “hideous ugly beast,” pick the options: “She wasn’t talking about you” and then “Somebody else.”

Results:

* A Softened Shrek will agree to let the Fairytale creatures live on his swamp

* A Softened Shrek can romance Fiona

* A Softened Shrek will remain friends with your Donkey in the epilogue

[lakevida]

does anyone have the faggot crisis in the grocery store tweet i need it for my health and wellness

[lakevida]

there she is!

[punkjabi]

[melissonomos]

tag yourself: Kate Bush genders

[lhavdil]

a compilation

[wqemzz-blog]

YOU get a white boy and YOU get a white boy YOU ARE ALL! GETTING!! WHITE BOYS!!!

[batvillainz]

that one scene in hotel transmasculine where that guy shows Mavis the first sunrise she’s ever seen while making sure she doesn’t get burnt invented vampire/human romance actually like twilight could NEVER

[toasty-bat]

Hotel transmasculine

[lezbianz]

hotel transmasculine

[stinkylittlegnome]

”Frodo isnt gay” he literally has a tiktok mullet

[stinkylittlegnome]

this is what every single gay person on tiktok looks like

[faeparrish]

if you want a sketch prompt, maybe Adam as the hanged man tarot card? I know we’re all about Adam the magician but I love that card and I think the theme of decision making/sacrifice works really well with him too

adam as the hanged man ‼️🔮🙇🏻