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if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

caracalliope

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

someguyiguess-deactivated202511

It seems you really miss pangea

i do. think of the trains we could have. you could go on a road trip to everywhere. they (plate tectonics) took so much from us.

someguyiguess-deactivated202511

It seems you really miss pangea

i do. think of the trains we could have. you could go on a road trip to everywhere. they (plate tectonics) took so much from us.

catchymemes

tacticianofylisse

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

tacticianofylisse

i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and

places a hand on me cheek

glitter6ug-deactivated20190325

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

baileyschnapps

brb going on a walk to clear my head

commiescummie

i said what i said

trelleste

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

pls this is so funny

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

biszumletzten

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

demonsnakes-deactivated20160829

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

brightlotusmoon

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

twofingerswhiskey

people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

witchwardian

I've seen enough.

unbotheredmuse

iamoutofideas

just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

iamoutofideas

whiskerknittles

Losing it over the “2 ingredient pie recipe” I saw on Instagram where the ingredients are 1. store bought pie crust and 2. store bought pie filling. GIRL THATS NOT 2 INGREDIENTS THATS A REGULAR PIE