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nat: i need wanda here.

nat: i need someone to glance at when people start annoying me

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My opinion may have changed but the fact that i’m right hasn’t.

Natasha Romanoff probably-

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nat and steve on a mission

steve: well at least it can’t get any worse.

nat: oh you didn’t hear?

steve: what

nat: rock bottom has a basement.

*car explodes behind them*

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maria: ok this one is really simple

wanda: uh uh water

maria: no hot

wanda: uhm uh lava!

maria: no think hotter!!

wanda: OH OH YELENAS SISTER

yelena: ew wtf

maria: CORRECT

yelena: WTF

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wanda: nat honey are you ok?

nat: i saw an ant today so i gave it a sugar cube yknow? so she went to tell all her friends about it so i took the sugar cube and ran so everyone with think she’s a liar.

wanda: i’m gonna repeat my question are you ok?

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tony @ wanda: remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

wanda:

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“Natasha Romanoff is too pretty for this shit”

-Wanda Maximoff at some point probably

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me walking into school next friday like:

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wanda, at an interview[got asked how she feels natasha feels about her: Nat? She loves me!

Nat: oh, wanda? i hate her. she steals my clothes and never gives them back

[brainhemorrhage]

Oh ur wlw? What orange is the new black character did u form an unhealthy emotional attachment to?

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*cough cough*

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fury: i don’t have a favorite

peter:

steve:

tony:

thor:

nat: it’s carol isn’t it

fury: it’s carol

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pepper: where’d nat go?

wanda: she left after we lost

steve: something about needing to stab things

[distant screams]

pepper: where’s clint?

wanda: i think he just got stabbed

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natasha: *taps table*

yelena: *taps back*

wanda: what are they doing?

steve: morse code

natasha: *aggressively taps table*

yelena: *flips table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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natasha: rolls up shirt sleeves

wanda: you have gay arms

natasha: what

carol: your arms. they ain’t straight

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Vision: yknow the stars are beautiful tonight

Wanda: yeah they are

Vision: yknow what else is beautiful?

Wanda, dreamily: Natasha

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steve: alright does anyone have any coping mechanisms?

natasha: fighting.

wanda: screaming

peter: crying

yelena: violence

carol: running away

tony: sex

clint: eating

steve: healthy coping mechanisms

everyone:

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wanda, walking into her house: “hello people that don’t live here”

natasha: “sup”

yelena: “hiya!”

agatha: “hey!”

wanda: “i gave you all a spare key only for emergencies y’know”

carol: “we were out of bbq chips”