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sometimes i refer to myself in the 3rd person

and by sometimes i mean kind of a lot

#shrimpothy #he who fries the rice #dude thinks he’s ice bear #shrimp is dude #shrimp is ice bear??#perhaps #🦐#shrimp makes a reference #:#we bare bears #(ref in tags)

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if anybody notices a commotion in the ocean soon uhhhhh it wasn’t me

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I JUST WANNA STATE FOR THE RECORD THAT THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS SINCE LONG BEFORE THE SONG STARTED TRENDING ON TIKTOK, ALRIGHT????

#THESE TIKTOKERS DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THEM LIKE I DO #I SWEAR #IM ONLY POSTING IT NOW BECAUSE I MEAN..WHEN ELSE WOULD BE A GOOD TIME???#GRAHHHHH #rock lobster #🦞🤘#sigh #this is a certified shrimpothy post #shitpost? more like shrimppost #shitpost #tiktok #lobsters #🦞🤝🦐

if anybody notices a commotion in the ocean soon uhhhhh it wasn’t me

#it was that damn rock lobster #shrimp makes a reference #:#the b52s #this is a certified shrimpothy post #shrimpothyarchive #shrimp blatantly lies #/j #yeah #shrimp posting #shrimpblr #he who fries the rice

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lurking in the depths of the club,

conducting experiments, jotting observations, rubbing my hands together slowly before dissolving into maniacal laughter, & what have you…

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would you let me conduct experiments on you?

yes this is an important question

#pretty please #i’m evil in a silly way i swear #shitpost? more like shrimppost #evil scientist #evil science #evil shrimp #sillyposting #i'll be lurking

turned my og account into a backup account so i could make my main account separate but now i have to add all of my other posts onto this account...

#urrghhh #i’ll add the rest later i don’t feel like doing all of that right now #shrimp is a lazy fuck #shrimp makes things unnecessarily complicated for no damn reason

ladies, gentlemen, enbies, and others,

shrimp wants to fucking kill himself again!!!!

#i’m just a guy #i love actually being able to say shit like this instead of getting censored #if i have to say ‘kay em ess’ one more time on another platform i’ll hang myself out on my front porch #🤗#shrimp is actively losing the microscopic amount of sanity he has remaining #insert an image of some fuvking guy just curled up in a corner with midwest emo music blaring around him #that’s me #anyways #take this post lightheartedly #i’m not actually suicidal again i’m just having a less than ideal day and therefore experiencing Emotions™#shrimp struggles #anyway #modern baseball #is keeping me from losing it entirely right now #somehow #midwest emo #there appear to be some disadvantages to being a shrimp

the inside of my ear is itchy, somebody kill me NOW, i plead.

#shrimp experiences ailments #if this counts #i hate this #put me out of my misery #i beg of you #there appear to be some disadvantages to being a shrimp

photosynthesizing rn. don’t question me.

#shrimp says some dumb shit #there are many benefits to being a shrimp #photosynthesis #bc shrimps can do that now #bc i said so #this is a certified shrimpothy post #shrimpothy #shrimp #shramp #stay shrimpy

lovely-english-rose

shramp funeral in the chat

pudinho

press shramp in chat lads

🍤

nanaban-kun

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#NOOOO #shrimp fucking withers away and ceases to exist within his mortal coil #👍

💥🥊🦐

it should surprise nobody that i do in fact have shrimp posture

#yeah #shrimp posture #🦐#shrimping #skrimp #shramp #shrumpled #shrimblo #shrimpothy #this is a certified shrimpothy post #stay shrimpy #shrimp posting #shrimp #shrimpblr #he who fries the rice

huurrghhh..ffhhh

shrimp is eepy

…shleepy shrimpothy hours

hhhhh because of the cold weather in the states lately my eczema is flaring up. i take -2 hit points of damage every second. soon i shalt wither away. grfhfhgh

corrodedparadox

Keith Haring Insp shrimp baybe

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#shrimp appreciates fine art #shrimp #shrimp posting #:3

scoobydone

*talking to a gay couple* so… who’s the shramp and who’s the shrimb in the relationship?

#shrimp #shrimp posting #shrimpblr #shramp

sliversoakley4

prescription basketball shorts

my name is shrimp. shrimp fucking hates AI. be like shrimp.

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