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warmly reflecting on leap my publisher made to take the tingleverse mainstream. very thankful to my buds at @torpublishinggroup and the many other horror authors who have welcomed my trot. enjoy this footage of first nightfire meeting and preorder bury your gays

redavexat

found-in-retro-game-mags

Expressions People Use When They Lose a Game (Electronic Fun with Computer and Games #5, Mar. 1983)

bearlyfunctioning

Totality ☀️⚫️

shutyourmoustache

The fact that he’s not actually struggling but just learned a habit from watching his human buddy snap bamboo is so precious.

posthumanwanderings

Armored Core (PS1) - Intro

vuhii

this is me getting dressed to go out

coughloop

tiny-buzz

Giant Elementary School Teacher FIRED After Only-Fans Discovered.

Here's What You Need To Know:

Giant Elementary School Teacher Over 50 Feet Tall

Website was discovered by Inquisitive Parent during online searches.

Inquisitive Parent reported website to authorities, Giant Elementary School Teacher Suspended IMMEDIATELY

Unclear if any students accessed Giantess Content

Website included multiple photos and videos of GEST eating, stomping, and rewarding small male adventurers

"Fee Fi Fum Fizz, I should be allowed to teach my kids," Giant Woman argues

What do you think? Would you let your children be taught by a Giant Only Fans teacher or was the School wrong?

Let. Her. Teach.

The. School. Was. Wrong.

Voting ended onFeb 22, 2024

cryptotheism

Sir for the good of the company we need you to keep posting mad shit

cryptotheism

Sir. You must post. The only way out is through. Excelsior, sir, excelsior.

coughloop

Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

When frankenstein's creature said accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? And when Judas said why didn't you make me good enough so that you could've loved me? And when wych elm said why did you do this to me? I was your baby. You made me. But then sophokles said, i am the shape you made me, filth teaches filth.

thehungrycity

optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv

what made them think it was always right?

smoqueen-deactivated20251108

they are stupid

powerfulwizard

Who’s Steve danuser

He’s currently the main world of Warcraft writer and narrative designer and he has a Huge fetish for women with blue skin. He’s partially responsible for why World of Warcraft has had such a sudden increase of sexy blue women lately. He retweets a lot of art of blue women. He also rewrote Nathanos’ (loyal zombie servant of sylvanas) character to have a human body, and he made that human body look like him, and he sometimes roleplays as him on Twitter. One thing with Nathanos, is that he loves Sylvanas Windrunner (blue elf woman who is the leader of the undead) unrequitedly, but he made it so actually she’s into him too. He also has a big statue of her in his office.

powerfulwizard

Some of the new races in the new expansion pack (but these aren’t all of them either)

powerfulwizard

Oh also, his self-insert character is blue too

powerfulwizard

semusepsu

it’s blue skin guy

powerfulwizard

That’s him, it’s literally him, Steve Danuser actually is the legendary Blue Skin Guy

drantlers

This recontextualizes Widowmaker for me and I am u comfortable.

truepeaceinspace

metroid is about isolation

but metroid is also about learning to do trick jumps from random animals who celebrate when you get it right, and about saving them even as the planet shudders under your feet

and metroid is about lowering your gun when you meet the last of a species who's only just hatched, and gently holding out your hand

and metroid is about accidentally calling the name of someone you care about, who you thought you'd lost, and finding out they've been with you the whole time

and about a little scribble of a child with their parents tucked into the corner of a grand mural

and about the gifts left behind by others because they may be gone before they get to meet you, but that won't stop them from helping you

metroid is about love actually