DrAntlers?

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[drantlers]

I love comic book facts that just sound totally made up. Sound like an improv prompt.

The Hull has three main personas: nuclear physics genius Bruce Banner, the incredible Hulk whose rage gives him strength, and Joe Fixit, a gangster who breaks legs for a crime boss in Las Vegas.

[dappercat123]

Hey! Michael Barengetti legally owns and operates that casino! He hired private security to keep the monsters out. Don’t besmirch the reputation of Joe fixits father like that

There’s also more than three alters in the system. And I think all the ones who physically change have the “stronger the angrier he gets” thing.

[drantlers]

True but I thought Joe made a funny punchline. And I think three main alters is a fair description for these three, as there the ones that appear in multiple runs. Professor/Merged Hulk is largely exclusive to the 90s, Green Scar rarely shows up, and Devil Hulk is important but also is mostly present for two storylines.

[coalballbaby]

whats the funniest thing idw prowl has done that sounds fake

medically prescribe an old man a fat smoke to make mind controlling him easier

recite law for 72 hours straight to a prisoner of war who then kills himself

call cosmos to rendezvous because of a google alert, complain to him, leave

invent a new slur right after a millions year long war ends

call bumblebee 'the bee' for like five issues straight with no context

have his ultimate fantasy be shaking hands with the president who just fired him

break into the CN tower toronto canada

send the lab homunculus son of his husband off to war after the divorce

Voting ended onJul 25, 2025

[drantlers]

I love comic book facts that just sound totally made up. Sound like an improv prompt.

The Hull has three main personas: nuclear physics genius Bruce Banner, the incredible Hulk whose rage gives him strength, and Joe Fixit, a gangster who breaks legs for a crime boss in Las Vegas.

[explosiveelfgirl]

Day three of posting queer ships for pride month yeahhhh

Wish I had done something more elaborate for my favorite girls but oh well

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[astercrash]

[theconcealedweapon]

[catboybiologist]

ALWAYS get everything in writing

[dragonsrequiem]

Also? If it is a contracted position, write down that you are not quitting but are concerned at the change in contract terms. If they wish to renegotiate your contract, you would be delighted to do so.

[drantlers]

Gege said something like when Todo shows up the audience should feel like everything is gonna be okay and you know what? He nailed it. Everything is gonna be okay.

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[junietuesday]

white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer

[junietuesday]

white people go “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman good character as a white person?” and not wait for an answer

[junietuesday]

white people can rb but please do not clown

[junietuesday]

white people really cant give a shit abt anyone but themselves unless held at gunpoint or smth huh?

“what about the poor little white kids just trying to have fun?” what about the poor little kids of color made to feel unsafe and unwelcome in a space that was supposed to be fun?

“why can’t poc just make their own redesigns and we can keep these ones” why cant you realize that your actions have consequences and that you should maybe try to not enforce racist stereotypes??

like ofc its ideal to have VARIETY among both villains AND protagonists, its when your characters look like this

that the issue arises

scratch “can”, white people are encouraged to reblog

[catantennae]

[Image description: 3 white stickmen labeled as "good guys" and 3 Brown stickmen labeled as "bad guys". End image description.]

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[sushi1056]

deactivated

So thoroughly nuked that there isn’t even any record of their original blog url

[ivys-garden]

The Forbidden Knowledge

[original-blog-deactivated]

This bitch gone lmao

[scp-threats-is-back]

Ooh a no-note post. Ima embed myself in history again

[the-haiku-bot]

Ooh a no-note post.

Ima embed myself in

history again

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[godblessthesickos]

World historical loser

[drwiltz-official]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

tags from the crew of the Nostromo

[nihilnovisubsole]

me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-

my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.

me:

my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it

[dancinbutterfly]

Your mother is the only one who understands me

[evilkaito]

i dont think whites understand how being white makes literally everything easier.

it effects everything.

being trans is easier when youre white.

being gay is easier when youre white.

being disabled is easier when youre white.

being a woman is easier when youre white.

being autistic is easier when youre white.

oppression is eased when you are white, as you get extra privileges, and your whiteness is seen as a positive characteristic that in some ways counter-balances your other forms of being a minority. whiteness controls everything.

you are automatically way more innocent in your own oppression as a gay, trans, disabled person because of your whiteness.

never forget this.

[raccoon-piss]

three things:

1. it’s true

2. white people get pissed when i bring this up/wear this shirt

3. the comments to this thread melted my fucking eyeballs seriously why the fuck are y’all like this

[lady-hibiscus]

white people you don’t need to say you’re white when you reblog this btw. you don’t even need to mention it btw

[jones-friend]

Perhaps you stop playing mtg arena until WOTC recognizes the union. Perhaps you dont even buy mtg or dnd things until then. Perhaps.

[proustianrevelry]

To be clear: the union, United Wizards of the Coast, is not organizing a boycott or calling for anyone to avoid buying products or using services owned by Wizards of the Coast. They are asking everyone who supports their right to unionize, even people who don't play games licensed by WotC, to sign this petition. They also have free pfp frames for people who want to raise awareness of this campaign on social media.

You can find out more about United Wizards of the Coast on their website.

[solardrake]

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!