SHSL Sarcasm

STATUS: Alive

[despairtrigger-blog]

If things go right, we can frame it

It has been an extremely tense week or so since you woke up on the dusty old rug adorning the manor’s entryway floor, locked in and surrounded by total strangers. You met the… delightful little host, Monoko, who told you that the only way you could escape was to kill someone else in this manor and get away with it. Surprisingly, no one has cracked from these circumstances alone, and everyone is still roaming about in one piece, more or less. With all of the supplies offered inside of the mansion, you’ve begun to think that being stuck here until someone can come to help you wouldn’t be so bad. Cozy furnishings, running water, working plumbing, it seems like a normal house, minus the utter lack of bathing accommodations. And the smell festering thereof. All is calm.

“OI, ASSHOLES!~”

Psych.

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[walkingcreatures-blog1]

[despairtrigger-blog]

Welcome to hell

Ah yes… hell indeed. For the twenty four students listed beneath that cut down there, this is where they shall be spending the next chapter of their lives. It’s been a really fast 6 ½ months, but we’ve gotten this far, and now things can really get started. To those of you who spot your OC below, congrats! You’re stuck with us three nerdos on this road trip to hell for the next couple of months.

But for those of you who don’t… no hard feelings, really. You all tried your best, and it really showed! But at the end of the day, 40 isn’t 24. We hope you all understand this, and don’t let it bring you down; we wish you all good luck in your endeavors, and encourage you to keep putting your best foot forward!

So, without further ado, we present to you all the Despair Trigger final roster!

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[agclast-archived-blog]

psa;

 i am a shy roleplayer. messaging people first doesn’t come easy to me. i go to send someone a message and then my mind goes a million miles an hour; what if they don’t like my writing, what if they don’t even know who my muse is, what if they don’t like the fandom, what if they’re roleplaying with someone who roleplays the same muse, *rereads the rules 10000s times but still gets paranoid im brekaing a rule*, what if they aren’t following me, are the mutuals only, what if they don’t like the plot i have in mind. and basically it fills me with so much nervousness and fear i just back away and continue to watch from afar.  this doesn’t mean i never message first, when i’m confident the person likes my writing style/blog i find approaching them a little bit easier.  this isn’t anything personal or me trying to be superior in any way. i am shy, have low confidence, and am very unsure of myself and my writing.  if i follow you and never message you, i’m sorry, i truly am. but i adore each and every one of you and love to see you all. if i had it my way i would speak and roleplay to all of you.  i hope you all can understand and forgive my unhealthy way of thinking (✿◠‿◠)

[dangan-3rror]

Yesterday, Space Food, the Lab, and the Bowling Alley closed down. One of your only food sources having been cut, there was still the snack bar in the movie theater. It’s pretty early, not too long after the morning announcement and a few people have been heading to grab some, you guess unhealthy, foods from the movie theater just to eat something before it ends up being closed too. You walk into the theater and head to the snack bar, finding Rikuto and Mamo by it, but they’re not getting food, instead they’re staring at the ground behind the bar.

“Ping pong pang pon! Students, two dead bodies has been found! Investigation will commence for the next 4 hours! Upupu, see you at the school trial!”

MONOKUMA FILES: Case 3

Victim: Brooke Darling - SHSL Carpenter

Time of Death: 11:39pm

Evidence:

Stab wounds on front of body

Victim: Natsuko Sato - SHSL Culinarist

Time of Death: 12:10am

Evidence:

Knife sticking out of back

-INVESTIGATION START-

[shsl-artificial-sarcasm-deactiv]

@mods please….. get us moon church

[dangan-3rror]

GAME OVER

ATSUYA HAGIHARA HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY.

COMMENCING EXECUTION…

Death by Glamour

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[dangan-3rror]

Tomio nods and slides the note into his boot. He's satisfied now, knowing that he snagged a piece of evidence before anyone else could get to it. Tomio decides to head back down to the body. When he reaches the body, he takes note of the wet part of the carpet. He lays down on the carpet and sniffs the carpet. What does it smell like?

Green tea!

[dangan-3rror]

Tomio decides he's going to grab that note and leave. He doesn't even read it yet. He just leaves. Tomio goes back to his own dorm room and shuts the door behind him. Then, when he's alone, he decides to check out what the note says.

Wow what if it was a love letter. Now you’re carrying someone’s love letter. It’s not meant for you.

But upon reading it, it turns out it is not a love letter.

Written in fancy handwriting is “A note to self ~ Question Fukuda-san’s opinion of tea.”

[dangan-3rror]

Tomio saunters away from the body, on route to Yuriko's dorm. Assuming the doors are unlocked for investigation, he enters. When he goes inside does he find anything of value that he can steal? Furthermore, does he find anything suspicious that could pertain to this crime?

I mean you can steal whatever she has in here but I suggest not panty raiding a dead person’s room. There is a note on the dresser though ;0

[dangan-3rror]

Tomio shrugs and wipes his saliva-covered hand on Seamus's shirt. Then, he begins running his hands down Yuriko's body, searching for pockets. Are there pockets? Hopefully there are pockets somewhere in this shit or else this is kind of awkward. If there are pockets, what does Tomio find inside?

there are no pockets wtf just touching a dead body like that.

[dangan-3rror]

As soon as Tomio sees the corpse, he gets down on his knees and shoves his fingers into Yuriko's mouth. Anything odd?

The only thing odd is your fingers in her mouth. Fucking gross, Tomio.

[dangan-3rror]

It’s been a day since the motive was announced, you had been hoping the motive just wouldn’t happen but this bear has always kept his word with telling motives, might as well go along with it. You, Seamus, and Hendrix are heading into Space Food at around 4:30pm, planning to get dinner, or maybe just a snack? Who knows. But just like last week, something stops you in your tracks.

God dammit not again.

“Ping pong pang pon! Students, a dead body has been found! Investigation will commence for the next 2 hours! Upupu, see you at the school trial!”

MONOKUMA FILES: Case 2

Victim: Yuriko Miyasaki - SHSL Tea Ceremony Hostess

Time of Death: 4:20pm

Evidence:

Shattered teacup near body

-INVESTIGATION START-

[dangan-3rror]

It’s been nearly a week of quiet since the trial, a new area opened up but nothing really happened since that. Or, at least up until now. All around the moon, in the clear as day voice, Monobear calls for all students to enter the hotel lobby.

Once arriving, you’ll notice that the glass container with the money in it is gone. In its place stands monobear, posing with a vial of liquid.

“Iiii have your next motive, everyone! Sorry it took so long, do you know how hard it is to make something like this?” He twirls the vial around in his hand, then within the blink of an eye, it disappears.

“What is the ‘something like this?’ WeLL, your motive is- whoever kills and gets away with it, will be able to gain…” The vial returns inhis hands and he spins it around, showing it off. “Eternal youth and beauty! Man, who wouldn’t want that? It’s a great deal, right?”

“So I’ll leave it to you guys to get it, have fun~!” And he disappears.

[dangan-3rror]

A beep sounds from your Student IDs. When turning it on, you’ll see a notification bubble over the map tab. Clicking on it will reveal not one, but two maps! Going to the newer map revealssss

An entertainment area of the moon! Nice.

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[hrsvt]

Can’t wait til I have my own place so I will get this beauty. 

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