man door hook hand car door

hello i'm here to win

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

lovers lost in a forest

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[cannolipony]

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

[svartibaldur]

good morning

[alisoun-deactivated20240131]

mario is a father figure to many people and sonic the hedghehog is a cousin and donkey kong is an uncle and boo is a ghost and bill is a bullet and petey is a piranaa and metroid is sandmas and snake is solid and luigi wario and waluigi are different parts ofyour own personality

[longseasons]

Til the room smells diverse, equal, and inclusive

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[5weekdays]

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

[5weekdays]

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

[5weekdays]

who was that.

[5weekdays]

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

[miamaimania]

Thierry Mandon – Suspended Domestic Scenes within Severed Buildings

[rainbow-femme]

His strength is that he is biscuits

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

Mold rage?

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[giragirameganedan]

[tylostoma]

really enjoyed the picturesque drive home with my digicam

[antlerpunk]

I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER

I WISH I WAS A WALTER

I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER

[infra-materialist]

[tvguts]

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum