[shth2005]

sav | no pronouns | adult

MDNI

[formlab]

Subaru XT, 1985

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[3000s]

[weirdrtvscomments]

baaulp is so cool

[adonischildsupportcase]

[blasesaint]

[nourishingbroth]

i am a very spoiled wife

[l0verseyes]

[brighhton]

there should be three kaiju coming through, not two!

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

[beverage2000]

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[neon-ufo]

King Laios

[vintagegeekculture]

Albert Pyun’s “Knights” (1993), with kickboxer Kathy Long.