Have you ever had a Krispy Kreme?

was it crispy?

[kushblazer666]

[dogpuppy]

[akashicrecord]

BREAKING: The first confirmed case of human-extraterrestrial pregnancy has been #aborted

[shuckle-fuck]

All I have to say is that I might be an accountant but you should not ask me to do your taxes because you will go to jail

[shuckle-fuck]

Slayyyter is like if Lana del Rey decided that it was Never That Serious and started bleaching her hair at home

[worldscoolest]

[shuckle-fuck]

Mewgenics came out on the 10th and I've already played it for 40 hours. I have played this game full time job for the last 6 days.

[shuckle-fuck]

Can we please be so fucking for real for one second

[dramatic-dolphin]

one time my sister and i were walking up the stairs and heard a bunch of banging noises coming from an apartment, and she turned to me and said "aborted neighbor". and i was just like. i'm glad we're the same kind of terminally online and i know exactly what you are referencing because otherwise this would sound insane.

[dramatic-dolphin]

this is what the refrance

[akashicrecord]

My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness

[satyronmars]

a new phrase has been added to my lexicon

[blanketfortarchitect]

The primary evidence was “the spelling of crumbl is Grindr coded”

[wikicamp2]

[rustmarty]

[taylor-ruth]

[cryptotheism]

I have two people on the spectrum attempting to mislead and further my downfall at all times

[viralfrog]

[eclogues]

if i was Eve i wouldnt have eaten the forbidden fruit personally i'd be playing with my pussaayyy