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hard to believe there are actually people out there who think that big noses are ugly and unattractive … like what the fuck is wrong with you ?
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The life cycle of Merfolk, despite their vast dimorphism, is quite similar. Most Mermaid species are egg layers, with a very small minority being livebearers. The Merfolk life cycle begins as an egg, embryo, larvae, fry, juvenile and ultimately adult. While a Mermaid is a formidable predator it too is quite vulnerable in it’s young life.
While Merfolk are largely kept at a healthy distance and were once feared by seafarers they have become synonymous with livestock or game in certain parts of the world. Mermaid Roe has long been known for it’s medicinal, cosmetic and culinary properties and purposes. Also known as “Edible Pearls”, the harvesting of mermaid eggs is a common practice. There is some debate as to whether or not Merfolk are deemed sentient, however their roe offers far too much of a commodity for the issue to be pressed.
The more you take, the more you leave behind.
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Iris by Miss_sunflower
Fandoms: One Piece
Teen And Up Audiences
Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Gen
Complete Work
08 Nov 2022
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Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings; Portgas D. Ace & Whitebeard Pirates; Gol D. Roger & Portgas D. Ace; Dadan & Monkey D. Luffy & Portgas D. Ace & Sabo; Fushichou Marco | Phoenix Marco & Portgas D. Ace; Portgas D. Ace & Shirohige | Whitebeard | Edward Newgate; Portgas D. Ace; Gol D. Roger; Monkey D. Luffy; Monkey D. Garp; Dandan (One Piece); Akagami no Shanks | Red-Haired Shanks; Shirohige | Whitebeard | Edward Newgate; Fushichou Marco | Phoenix Marco; Sabo (One Piece); no beta we die slowing eating mushrooms; Ace stop trying to kill your father figure challenge; Newgate and Zeff are the only men capable of raising a child in this word; ASL trio + Roger share a brain cell; Roger & Rouge & Ace have cat behavior; Dandan is done; Ace is blind (for plot reasons); Gol D Roger is a ghost; luffy is the only one with emotional intelligence; That's NOT how Haki works; Blind Portgas D. Ace
Summary
While he watched his son sleep Roger stroked Ace's hair. “What kind of mess are we in, hun?” Roger joked and look up for the sky, he knew he wouldn't be heard but he didn't care. (Aka: Roger come back as a ghost and raises Ace and Luffy)
Language: English Words: 26,021 Chapters: 1/1
Only Dreaming
Buggy x M!Reader
Circus AU
Fluff
Word Count: 1.9k
Warnings: Swearing
Link to Ao3
Summary: You yearned to join the chaos of the circus, but it’s just a dream. Isn’t it?
A/N: I told myself I would branch out from writing Ace so here we go! This is mainly just a cute kid buggy and kid reader fic that I wrote for the loml @luffydreams. Please enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it.
You always came by super early to watch them set up at the bottom of the valley. The morning sun had barely even opened its own eyes when they started setting everything up. You always hated waking up before sunrise, but for this you would stay up for days to make sure you didn’t miss a bit of it. You took your place sitting down on the top of a large hill nearby and gazed, fully mesmerized as you watched them work.
They looked like an ant colony from your view at the top. Everyone moving around each other with such chaotic movements it was shocking to see how everything organized itself together at the end with a near superspeed. People carrying buckets of water and feed for animals seemed to perfectly side sweep and duck with expertise those who were carrying heavy and large pieces of what you could only assume to be equipment for the performers. Never once did you see anyone bump into each other. Even those who ducked by one another always seemed to have the time to yell a quick ‘hello` to each other. Their chatter and laughter reverberated off the edge of the hill. You could almost see it ebbing and flowing on the valley floor below. If you closed your eyes hard enough, you could even pretend to be a part of one of their conversations. The corners of your mouth began to unconsciously lift upwards, a grin slowly spreading on your face.
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
I am sorry…
I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG
Hell no.
Sorry
Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.
I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol
I second my husband’s emotion! Lol
This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO
Scrolled past but got paranoid
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WHY IS THIS POST BACK?
Omg this my second time seeing this shit I hate these
These posts blows it but not risking it 🤷🏽♀️
i dislike these it’s so rude to feel like I gotta do it
I HATE THESE POSTS
I FUCKING HATE THESE POSTS STOP IT
this is stressing me out i love you mom
C'MON MAN THIS SHITS NOT FAIR!
IM JUST READING SOME SM*T AND THIS IS WHAT I GET!?REALLY?
Were just gonna go ahead and say betty white lived to be 100, anyone got a problem with that?
Not a damn thing.
She was closer to 100 than she was to 99.9. It's not just wishful thinking, it's more mathematically accurate.
[image: tweet by JonByars: "I say she’s 100. She had 24 Leap Years, that’s an extra 24 days getting her past 1/17. This is the exception all of mankind needs right now"]
heel face turn.
starters for when your muse is an enemy or an antagonist who offers the desperate protagonist some help.
‘they left you on your own out here? ugh, heroes.’
‘you can’t fight me like this, you can barely walk. come on, lean on me. i won’t hurt you, i promise.’
‘where’s that self-important pluck i’ve come to loathe? you’re shaking…’
‘i’m going to pick you up, okay? listen, we’ve got a truce. you’ll be safe.’
‘i didn’t want anything like this to happen to you…i’m so sorry you’re suffering like this.’
‘that’s it, keep your eyes on me, hero. got to stay with me, so we can re-settle the score sometime, huh?’
‘you’re lucky i was here! what were you thinking?’
‘damn it, they’re stronger than both of us! get behind me!’
‘you…you’re half-frozen. come on, we need to warm you up.’
‘they aren’t going to defeat you that easily! not when you’re the best rival i ever had!’
‘holy shi–!! you nearly fell! are you alright? just because we’re on different sides doesn’t mean i want you to break your neck or something…’
‘well, look who it is!! wait – what happened? hey, are you okay? you’re shaking…’
‘guess we’d better call a truce for a little while, huh?’
‘stay close to me. i’ll keep you safe until we’re out of here.’
‘what? they sent you here?! that’s far too dangerous! hell, i’d never treat one of my people like that…’
‘what, you aren’t going to fight me this time? wait – why are you swaying? hey! hey, i’ve got you. it’s okay, i’ve got you.’
‘looks like we better leave this match between us ‘til later, hero! since he’s decided to come and join the party, i’ll keep him distracted, and you get him from behind!
Lucio and Sage as maids
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FOR THOSE WHO CANT SEE: Charlie went microscopic (AS IN LESS THAN AN EIGHTH OF BLOCK HEIGHT) and PHIL FUCKING SHOT HIM WHILE HE WAS SCURRYING AROUND
Notes for drawing (and writing) insects
I do something like this almost yearly and it feels like it gets a little longer every time!
Personally I draw either cartoony stuff or hybrid monsters where none of this is mandatory, but here are some of the things I sometimes see missing or inaccurate in insect artwork that was meant to be lifelike, and even if you only do alien, monster or cartoon arthropods, or you don’t make art at all, you might still like to know some of these things!
First off, an insect leg pretty much always has 9 segments. #1, the coxa, is what attaches it to the body and can be a short little “ball” or a whole long piece, but almost always bends DOWN. The last five segments are almost always very short, forming a super flexible “foot” or “tarsus” ending in a set of claws and sticky pads. All spiders have this “foot” as well!
The foot is even still present on the claws of a preying mantis - growing right out of the “sickle” like this, and still used as feet when the mantis walks around or climbs. Basically ONLY CRABS have limbs ending in simple points!
Insects don’t just have side-to-side mandibles at all, but an upper and lower set of “lips” like a duck bill! In some, however, these parts can be very small or even fused solid.
Insects also typically have four “palps” on their head, an upper and lower pair, which evolved from legs and are used to handle food!
Most *FLYING* insects have ocelli, single-lens eyes in addition to their multi-faceted compound eyes! Some flightless insects can also have them but it depends on the species.
All legs and wings are always attached to the thorax!
Caterpillars still have six legs! They’re very small and up near the head. All the other “legs” are actually just suckers on its underbelly.
You will be forgiven for never drawing this but this is how many parts a mosquito’s mouth actually has. Every piece you can find in another insect’s mouth - the “upper lip,” the mandibles, the palps, etc. - are all present as different needles and blades!
The word “bug” originally referred only to one group of insects, the hemiptera, including stink bugs, assassin bugs, aphids, cicadas, bed bugs and water striders to name a few. One distinguishing feature of this group is that it did away with all those separate mouth parts - all “bugs” have just a single, hollow “beak” or “proboscis” to feed through!
The vast majority of insect groups have wings or at least members with wings, and all insects with wings have FOUR of them…..except that in beetles, the front wings evolved into solid, protective shields for the hind wings, and in true flies (which includes mosquitoes!) the hind wings evolved into tiny little knobs with weights on the end, called halteres, which the fly’s fast-paced brain uses to feel its orientation, altitude, speed, surrounding air pressure and other fine data making them quite possibly the most advanced aerial navigators on the planet. OTHER NOTES THAT DON’T NEED ILLUSTRATION:
Insects and other arthropods HAVE TRUE BRAINS in their heads, made of brain cells like ours. They can learn, memorize, and make decisions.
Insects do have males and females and obviously only females lay eggs. Fiction is always getting this wrong, but I guess it also does so with birds so whatever.
Of insects, only termites, ants, some bees and some wasps have fully evolved a eusocial colony structure with “queens” as we think of them. Of these, the termites are actually highly specialized cockroaches, and the rest (bees, ants, wasps) are the same exact group.
The scrabbling, clicking noise associated with insects is usually added artificially in nature footage for dramatic effect. While their movements likely emit some sort of sound, it’s probably no “louder” proportionately than, say, the sound of a cat’s fur as it walks. In other words it should not be noticeable; what kind of animal survives as a species if it clatters with every step??
Compound eyes do not see a bunch of identical little images. There is no advantage to any organism seeing that way. An insect sees one big picture just like you do.
Only some insect groups have “larvae.” Others have “nymphs” which resemble fully grown but wingless insects.
The only insects with a venomous bite are some true bugs and some flies. There are no beetles or roaches or wasps or anything else that inject offensive toxins through their mouth parts, as far as I know!
The only insects that lay eggs inside other insects parasitically are certain wasps and flies. There are also NO arachnids that do this.
Only certain bees, wasps and ants have stingers on their abdomens. These are modified from egg laying appendages, so it’s also only ever the females.
The only other kind of “sting” in any insect is a venomous hair or spine, mostly seen in caterpillars.
Here’s an exploded diagram that shows insect mouthparts in more detail (using a grasshopper as an example, because grasshoppers, cockroaches, and mantises all preserve pretty basal mouthparts that other insects have fused):
The labrum and the labium are the top and bottom of the “beak” respectively, and you can see the labium has the bottom two palps on it. The only parts bogleech’s post left out are the maxillae (where the other palps are), which come below the mandibles. In a grasshopper/roach/mantis, the mandibles can be thought of as big incisors that slide out, and the maxillae are like “cheeks” holding food in on the sides!
Not noted in the diagram are parts the maxillae and the labium are further divided into. The part at the base of the labium is the postmentum, and it splits into two prementa, which themselves split into a glossa and paraglossa each. (Not super obvious on the grasshopper–the inner paraglossae seem to be mostly evolved away, so you’re mostly just looking at two big glossae at the end.)
Then, each maxilla has a stipes at the base, which splits into two parts–the galea on top, and the lacinia on the bottom.
Overall, the bits at the end end up working like lips, in that they help to manipulate food, and teeth in that they can also help chew it up!
Also, attached to the inside of the labium is the hypopharynx, which is kind of like a tongue! (It can’t taste, though–that’s what the palps are for.)
Here’s an image that shows how these mouthparts have fused in a bee (top left), butterfly (top right), and a mosquito (bottom right)! You can see how in the bee and the mosquito the proboscis is mostly made out of the “bottom lip,” but the butterfly’s is mostly made out of the “cheeks.” Also, unlike the other two, the bee has held on to its mandibles, so it can still bite! (Interestingly, ants have mouthparts very similar to bees–the only different is that the proboscis has shortened back up into a bottom lip. They’re never getting those maxillae back the way they were, though, and only have the two labial palps now.)
Reblogging for more sciencely explanation!
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the aftermath
We all collectively ignore what techno said-
They’re still brothers your honor
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Back at it again me being late to events because of how slow I draw
Lucio’s Route: Upright/Reversed Branching
I promised @sassygaysatan that I would show the upright/reversed branching options for the secondary three’s routes. I’m doing them in chronological order, so here is everyone’s favourite goatman! Beware, this is a long post, and will only get longer as I will be updating after each new chapter release. (italics = timed option), (Effect: TBA = it has an effect on the outcome but I’m not sure what effect).
The Lovers “Shush.” (Effect: Reversed) “Be patient.” (Effect: Upright)
“Is this a trick?” (Effect: Reversed) Follow him through. (Effect: Upright)
“That’s horrible!” (Effect: Reversed) “She wouldn’t do that.” (Effect: Upright)
The Chariot “Yes, you should have.” (Effect: TBA) “I’m fine.” (Effect: TBA) “Why *did* you leave?” (Effect: TBA)
“Tell him yourself.” (Effect: Reversed) “Fine, just a moment.” (Effect: Upright)
“I know what I’m doing.” (Effect: Reversed) “I will.” (Effect: Upright)
“I’m worried about Asra.” (Effect: Upright) “I *am* talented.” (Effect: Reversed)
“It’s that way.” (Effect: Reversed) “It might be dangerous.” (Effect: Upright)
Strength “Um…” (Effect: Upright) “I loved your parties!” (Effect: Reversed) “I don’t remember.” (Effect: Upright)
“What did you say?” (Effect: Reversed) “What’s bothering you?” (Effect: Upright) Leave him be. (Effect: TBA)
“It’s also *your* fault.” (Effect: Upright) “Vlastomil is creepy.” (Effect: Reversed)
“Not any more.” (Effect: Reversed) “Yes…?” (Effect: Upright)
The Hermit Listen to Death. (Effect: Upright) Listen to Lucio. (Effect: Reversed)
“Why?” (Effect: Upright) “Don’t be afraid.” (Effect: Reversed)
“Wait!” (Effect: Upright) Run after him. (Effect: Reversed)
Wheel of Fortune “It’s a long story.” (Effect: Upright) “Lucio never mentioned you.” (Effect: Reversed)
“Unfinished business?” (Effect: Upright) “I’ll come with you.” (Effect: Reversed)
“It’s not your fault.” (Effect: Upright) “Let’s keep moving.” (Effect: Reversed) “I’m fine.” (Effect: Reversed)
“What!?” (Effect: Reversed) “Lucio, is this true?” (Effect: Upright)
“It’s a work in progress.” (Effect: Upright) “Yes it’s true.” (Effect: Reversed)
Justice “What’s this about?” (Effect: Upright) “Can this wait?” (Effect: Reversed)
“Now we *are* alone.” (Effect: Reversed) “What do we do now?” (Effect: Upright)
Jump in. (Effect: Reversed) “Okay. You can do it!” (Effect: Upright)
“You won.” (Effect: Reversed) “It *is* messed up.” (Effect: Upright)
“Lucio, stop!” (Effect: Reversed) Run after him. (Effect: Upright)
The Hanged Man “Lucio is still a ghost.” (Effect: Reversed) “Lucio, what’s wrong?” (Effect: Upright)
“You dealt with the Devil?” (Effect: Upright) “You never mentioned this.” (Effect: Reversed)
“Why?” (Effect: Upright) “I might’ve guessed.” (Effect: TBA) “Was *everyone* in on this?!” (Effect: Reversed)
“You’re doing fine.” (Effect: Reversed) “Give them time.” (Effect: Upright)
“You’re more handsome than a portrait.” (Effect: Upright) “We’ll get you another.” (Effect: Reversed)
Death Calm Lucio Down (Effect: Upright) Take Charge (Effect: Reversed)
“Back off, ghosts!” (Effect: Reversed) “Lucio, it’s me.” (Effect: Upright)
“Don’t worry. I’m here.” (Effect: Reversed) “They won’t just disappear.” (Effect: Upright)
“We should talk.” (Effect: Upright) “So apparently I died.” (Effect: Reversed)
“This is… a lot.” (Effect: Reversed) “I forgive you.” (Effect: Upright)
Temperance “He’ll explain.” (Effect: Reversed) “I can explain.” (Effect: Upright)
“He can.” (Effect: Reversed) “I’ll help him.” (Effect: Upright)
“All right.” (Effect: Upright) “You worry too much.” (Effect: Reversed) “I believe in him.” (Effect: Upright)
“I’ll keep you safe.” (Effect: Upright) “I don’t know.” (Effect: Reversed)
The Devil “Priorities, Lucio.” (Effect: Reversed) “What was the worst?” (Effect: TBA) “We’ll celebrate later.” (Effect: Upright)
“She’s still your mother.” (Effect: Upright) “She can handle Vulgora.” (Effect: Reversed)
“Valdemar’s worse than I thought.” (Effect: TBA) “But *you* were the Count.” (Effect: TBA)
The Tower “Free me.” (Effect: Reversed) “Free Lucio.” (Effect: Upright)
“What *are* you?” (No effect) “What do you mean?” (No effect) “…” (No effect) ALTERNATIVELY “We’ll figure this out.” (Effect: Upright) “It’s not your fault.” (Effect: Reversed) “…” (Effect: Reversed)
“It’ll be hard.” (Effect: Upright) “It’ll be fine.” (Effect: Reversed)
“Let’s follow.” (Effect: Upright) “Let’s just stay here…” (Effect: Reversed) “What did you see?” (No effect)
The Star “We have no choice.” (Effect: Reversed) “It’s a lot for me too.” (Effect: Upright)
“I need help.” (Effect: Upright) “I’ll see this through.” (Effect: Reversed)
The Moon “Let’s not worry about it.” (Effect: Reversed) “Something’s fishy.” (Effect: Upright)
Help Lucio. (Effect: Reversed) Stand back. (Effect: Upright)
“Whatever’s necessary.” (Effect: Reversed) “Whatever we can.” (Effect: Upright)
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