MARK ZUCKERBURG

grumps ship blog :))) used to be run by a group that is now a single person, pls be nice lol

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Actually whos kevin? not a troll, legit curious

he replaced barry as the game grumps editor in 2014 until 2016!!! he left in 2016 to pursue personal projects and was replaced with matt and ryan from supermega :))

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IM BAAAACK

Since becoming the sole owner of this account for god knows how long, I’ve gotten back into the Grumps!!! This is a place for Lovelies to send any fanwork involving the Grumps and has been active since 2015! We’re also looking for new members to run the blog so if you’re interested, hit up Mod Cherry (tangledskeleton.tumblr.com) for the deets!!

[brianrekt]

messy rubberdoop kiss+ smug barry

[suffonation]

Dan : “Man, what if we just fucked one day?” Arin :

[i-am-avacado]

Shut Up, Will You?

*** Requested by @bluebelladon who wanted Ross randomly kissed to shut up.

Keep ‘em coming guys! ***

“I wish it would just work.” Ross smacks the side of his computer in a last ditch effort for something to kick and fix itself. No avail. The screen is stuck on the same frame of his Gameoverse character frozen mid stride on Flash.

Ross lets out a loud groan. He really doesn’t want to have to redo every fucking thing he just did. He may save every five seconds, but losing five seconds of an animation puts anyone days behind schedule.

“Ross, what’s wrong?” A hand is suddenly on Ross’ shoulder. A familiar one paired with a familiar soft voice.

“I…I don’t know Dan,” Ross says, turning in his chair. “This fucking computer won’t work and I’m freaking out that I’ll lose all my work.”

Dan eyes the screen. “Yikes.”

Ross sighs heavily, turning back around. “Yeah, yikes.”

Dan stands over Ross’ shoulder, crossing his arms, brows furrowed. He watches his friend click and click eventually giving up and pushing past Dan with tears brimming his eyes.

Dan follows him.

“Barry, hey Barry.” Dan pauses long enough to stop at Barry’s desk. He takes his headphones off and lets them rest around his neck.

“'Sup?” Barry asks.

“Can you see if you can salvage anything from Ross’ computer, it’s frozen. I gotta go do something real quick.” Without waiting for a reply, Dan scurries off to the room Ross ran into.

Dan opens the door to the grump room and sees Ross’ tuft of hair poking up from the back of the couch. He can also hear the sniffles coming from there too.

“Ross? Buddy?” Dan asks quietly. Ross turns around, looking at Dan for all of a second before turning back around in a huff.

Dan edges forward, not knowing if he’s wanted in here. He takes slow steps to his friend. When Ross comes into view, Dan can see him wiping his eye with the back of his hand.

“Ross?” Dan asks again. He sits down next to him. Ross doesn’t answer for a good few minutes, and they both sit in silence, waiting for one another to talk.

“Barry’s checking out your computer,” Dan finally says, not completely sure if what he just said was the truth. Ross just scoffs.

“He won’t be able to fix the damn thing,” he says, bitter. “It’s broken. Everything’s probably corrupted.”

“I don’t think that’s true,” Dan says. “We can get everything fixed if you just–”

Ross interrupts him as if he were never talking. “I’ve worked so hard on this project Dan. I wanted it to work out and I do this eight hours a day. Eight hours a day for a year and a half and it’s all gone. I bet it’s all fucking gone.”

“Ross-”

“Everyone’s already been hounding me about Gameoverse anyway. When is it gonna be done? Where’s the new season? Why is it taking so long? I’m trying dammit! I am.”

“Ross–”

“And then I was almost done with this episode and it freezes and everything is just gone! I bet it’s all gone! And no one but me will care.”

“Ross…”

“Well fuck, I mean it’s not like I would’ve made money on it anyway because YouTube’s algorithm is so fucked up anyway. I mean, like, it’s so fu–”

Ross is cut off himself by a pair of lips against his. Immediately, his frustration and anger begin to melt. When Danny pulls away, he smiles. That fuckin smile that always ends up making Ross’ knees shake.

“You need to hush. Barry’s fixing it. Everything will be fine.” Danny rustles Ross’ hair. “Okay?”

Ross can’t help but smile back. “Okay.”

[sky-hills-blog]

Get this: egobang Warm Bodies AU. An undead Danny and a living Arin.

Dan keeps his old CDs and records (Rush, Queen, Def Leppard, etc) and stays in an old apartment where he listens to music and tries to remember. His skin is a little paler, not much scruff and messier hair than usual, very prominent veins on his neck and up his arms. He wears a gray v-neck and roughed up jeans.

Arin finds Dan one day in a pack and backs off, but they end up meeting again on a lonely LA street and he can tell that Dan won’t harm him.

They end up staying around each other and Arin tries to help Dan remember before everything happened, drives him around to Denny’s or In-N-Out and tells him about when they’d eat shit or his problems with fast food. Dan starts to feel twinges of amusement because he is somewhat aware of what Arin’s talking about. He starts to remember.

At night, Dan rests his head against Arin’s soft chest and listens to his heartbeat as he sleeps. Hearing his supposed best friend (and lover’s) heart helps him start to pick up fragments of when his heart would race when he was alive. Times like when Dan would laugh so hard he cried at Arin’s complaints of video games, or when they’d be with their friends and doing a livestream. One specific thing that clicked was when they first kissed.

Indulge some more in this if you want!!

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More Dialogue Prompts

“You expect me to walk home with you dressed like that.”

“Pickles make anything better. Anything.”

“Please don’t tell me you got arrested again.”

“Sometimes you need to make your sarcasm a little more clear.”

“I wouldn’t do that even if you paid me a million dollars.”

“I must have been an awful person in my past life.”

“You look hot in plaid.”

“Don’t move. I think this room is bugged.”

“It’s positive.”

“I don’t hate you. It’s just that if you were on fire I wouldn’t piss on you to save your life, is all.”

“Oh, God. That’s your “I did something bad” face.“

“This. Never. Happened.”

“Can you please be happy for me for five minutes?”

“Innocent until proven guilty.”

“You’re going to regret this.”

“Frankly, my dear, I do give a damn.”

“Prison was made for people like you.”

“I am the stupidest person alive.”

“You know we can’t do this. I’m your boss, for crying out loud.”

“She has your cheekbones.”

“That wasn’t my fault. That’s on you.”

“Time travel isn’t as it’s portrayed in the movies.”

“Surprise! I’m dumping you!”

“Walk out this door and we’re through.”

“We’re not alone.”

“Swear to me that this meant nothing to you.”

“His last words were a blessing and a curse. Literally.”

“You carry that damn blanket everywhere.”

“For the hundredth time, I am not your babysitter.”

“Old age seems to get the better of us.”

“I wish I could forget I ever met you.”

[procancelled]

Could Not Would

Dan had forgotten how they’d segued into this conversation; sure he knew he initiated it but other than that he was unsure. It started with Dan asking who Arin’s first kiss was, and Arin responded with a hesitant answer of not knowing who it was. Dan knew this was a lie but he didn’t push any further, instead he kept the commentary flowing.

“I was seventeen,” Dan began but he was cut off by Arin’s soft voice.

“I think it was a girl?”

Dan examined Arin’s face. His friend looked confused, deep in thought but Dan didn’t see what the big deal was, Arin was straight, of course his first kiss would have been a female.

“I… would assume it was.” To that comment Dan received a quick glare before Arin’s eyes were on the screen again.

“Why would you assume that?” The younger man questioned as if Dan had suggested the weirdest, most unrealistic shit ever. His tone was somewhat defensive, but it was obvious that he trying to sound normal.

“I don’t know, cause that’s what you’re into?” Dan quickly defended himself, although he felt slightly uncomfortable due to the way Arin was looking at him in a way that conveyed both offense and a little upset.

“Meh,” was all he had to say though and Dan could feel the tension in the air and decided to make a joke to cut it.

“I know you like dogs, you kiss your dog,” Dan joked, putting on an accent. It was stupid like most of his nervous comments were. The joke wasn’t even funny and went ignored anyway.

“I could go both ways,” Arin shrugged, acting as if it wasn’t a big deal but Dan could see a blush forming on his face. Dan remembered Arin saying in a Fire Red episode that he had a kinda crush on a guy before so it made sense.

“Fair enough.”

“If a guy wants to kiss me, fuck it, I don’t give a shit.”

For the rest of the episode Dan retold the story of his first kiss and the two shared jokes until the episode ended. The whole time Dan had one thing on his mind, something he’d always thought about but had never had the confidence to ask, but know with the new knowledge Arin had put out there it seemed like the perfect chance.

“Um, so Ar, can I… I was wondering…. Well you know how you said if a guy wanted to kiss you, you’d let them?”

“Yep.” Arin wondered why Dan was asking him about something that literally just happened, especially since they were running out of room on the capture and couldn’t really afford to waste any time.

“Um, well I mean, I’m a guy… and I want to…” Dan tried off, he felt awkward and his face was heating up, if he could sweat he would be sweating up a storm right now.

Keep reading

[grouchycouchy]

Grouchycouchy's Polygrumps Fic Masterpost!

I figured I should make one of these too, for organization if anything. Especially since I’m not planning on stopping anytime soon. I’ve written a lot more than I thought…

This will be updated pretty often, at least as often as I write, and it will include links to all my stuff on AO3 that I don’t cross post, along with all my stuff on Tumblr, so keep an eye out if you wanna keep up with my shit.

Teacher AU | Band AU | Demon AU

AO3 Things:

Mistakes Aren’t Always Bad: First grump fic ever. Egobang, High School AU. Drunken shenanigans, confessions, and kissing. One-shot, though it may get a second chapter at some point. (AO3 Link)

Sexy Kitten: Egobang, Drabble. Dan gets frustrated at Mario Maker, and Arin laughs at him but eventually gives him cuddles of comfort. Pure fluffy fluff on the grump couch and nothing else. (AO3 Link) 

It Started Out With a Kiss: Egobang, slight Rubberdoop, High School AU. Includes dorks who practice a kiss on each other, and then fumble with the resulting feelings of said kiss. Currently a WIP, but will be finished as soon as I can get around to it. (AO3 Link) (One | Two | Three (have to post on here…)) 

Best Friends Forever!: OH. I did write something besides egobang. Whoops. In-universe Ninja Ship Party, one-shot, absolute SIN. Silly PWP with light bondage, vibrators, and cock rings, oh my! I want to point out that this was my first time writing actual smut. I nosedived right into the sin, didn’t I? (AO3 Link)

Handsy: Egobang, one-shot, prompt fill. PWP where Arin gets frustrated at a game and Dan refuses to keep his hands to himself. They bone on the grump couch, that’s basically it. There’s a bunch of hickey/bruise mentions so…yeah. (AO3 Link) (Tumblr Link)

Is That What I Think It Is?: Egobang with slight Rubberdoop and Commanderflap on the side, College AU. Will eventually have smut but right now it’s pretty tame. My most recent chapter fic. It’s kind of weird since there’s a lot of texting in it? Basic premise is Dan accidentally sends Arin a dick pic, and it takes off from there. Will probably be finished before my other chapter fic since I’ve got almost every chapter mapped out already. (AO3 Link)

Good Enough: Egobang, one-shot, Band AU with smut. It’s just Dan quietly being insecure about himself in the band, and one night Dan confesses how he feels to Arin, Arin comforts him, and then they get gay and do some dick stuff because I can’t help myself. (AO3 Link) (Tumblr Link)

Stuff That’s Here (Might Go on AO3 Later):

Demon AU I: Egobang, Drabble. Dan interrupting Arin while he’s jacking off in all of his demonic yet playful glory. Not really smut, jerking it is ironically just mentioned casually. (x)

Demon AU II: Egobang, Drabble, prompt fill. Dan pestering Arin while he’s trying to order food from a drive-thru. Fluffy and pretty domestic. I think it’s cute. (x)

Demon AU III: Egobang, Drabble, prompt fill. Arin playing a game very late at night and Dan popping in to help him out. And then get Arin killed because he just can’t help himself. Yeah. (x)

Egobang I: One-Shot, Smut. Dan and Arin driving home after a date. Hot blowies ensue. God I wrote this one a while ago… (x)

Egobang II: One-Shot, Smut. The dorks get a little frisky right after a Starbomb show. And yes, Arin and Dan are in the costumes, if you were wondering… (x)

Teacher AU I: Egobang, smutty one-shot, prompt fill. Arin blowing Dan under his desk at work, and Dan being nervous but very into the idea as well. (x)

Welp, that about does it for now! Hope this helps keep my shit more organized, both for my sake and any of you who like my stuff OuO

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We sent out our replies to all who entered our writing competition, so check if you haven't already to see if you made it! I'm gonna sign off for the night. Love, Mod Dino

[dadvans]

first kiss (egobang)

“No man I seriously don’t care.” Arin shrugs on his jacket while Dan gets the lights. It’s annoyingly chilly for Los Angeles in spring, and if Arin heard someone say something stupid about not wanting to live in L.A. because they would miss “seasons,” he would probably sock them right in the jaw.

“You say that now but like when it comes time to you know, kiss a dude?” Dan replies coming up behind him to grab his own coat. They’re standing so close in the dark, the only light in the office an eerie blue glow from the computer monitors on the other side of the room. Arin’s mouth goes dry when he can only make out the sharp curve on Dan’s jaw, the long line of him with concave curves that fit perfectly against Arin’s own.

Arin feels brave in the dark.

“I would kiss you right now if you let me,” he says, fingers reaching out to grab the hem of Dan’s jacket, leather soft and familiar. “Lay one on me.”

“No!” Dan laughs when he says it and playfully pushes at Arin’s chest.

“Why not, man?” Arin says, wheedling his way closer. Dan looks up at the ceiling, smile big enough Arin can make it out in the dark. He’s probably rolling his eyes. “C'mere, give daddy some sugar.”

“Gross,” he says as Arin traces his hands up to grab his face and turn it towards his own. “C'mon man, this isn’t fucking funny.”

“Gonna kiss those dirty words right outta your mouth,” Arin says, and when he says it, their faces are close enough that he’s able to catch the exact moment that Dan realizes Arin isn’t fucking with him.“

"Huh,” Dan says, and Arin goes in for the kill.

Arin always thought if he and Dan ever kissed it would be a joke kiss, slobbery and mouths open enough to put on a really nasty spectacle. This isn’t that; its soft and gentle, curious, Arin’s moustache tickling under Dan’s nose in a way that makes him smile, so Arin can maybe slip him a little tongue. Dan’s hands wind around to slip into Arin’s back pockets and pull them closer together, and they sway in the darkness like two clumsy teens in a closet.

“See,” Arin says when he forces himself away, trying to sound like the coolest goddamn cucumber in town. “Was that terrible?”

“Hairy,” Dan complains. “But you got those ladylike hips so I could just pretend you were a really hairy woman.”

“Fuck you!” Arin laughs, hitting him in the chest gently and pushing himself away to finally leave.

“Hey, I just kissed a dude,” Dan says, following him. “So if you don’t watch your language, I might.”

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I just made a BYF for our blog!

http://shupgrimps.tumblr.com/byf

Its our tags, rules, and active mods :D

Thanks, Mod D

[gamenotsogrumps]

Jack the Intern is back!!! (Featuring Dan squealing and Arin crying)

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heyo!!! i feel super bad since i havent been on this blog in so long but im lowkey finishing up my senior year of high school so everythings been pretty hectic!! im still super open to writing prompts (egobang preferably bc im a lil extra when it comes to them) so BRING EM. submit them here or to my main blog @joshwa-dun!! /Mød Nekø/ see u lovelies!! <33333

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Warmed up at 6:00 with some HECKIN RUBBERDOOP By the way, thank you for your submissions! You guys can expect results on Saturday (maybe... I'm leaving Wednesday for a family reunion and won't have much time for life in general :() I have 3 submissions so far and they're all really good!

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Hey hia sorry are you still taking submissions for a new writing mod ?

Yep!

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Hey! I'm out of drawing requests. Got any?