Wild Princess

Upper First Class Exorcist2618 Years Old

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spit it out!

35. I really like your butt.

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'SPIT IT OUT!'

26. There is a dragon outside this door and if we go out, it will eat us.

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❝You’re scared. You needn’t be.❞

“What makes ya think I’m scared? Don’t think ya know everythin’ Baldy.”

Like hell she was going to admit she was afraid, certainly not to such an aloof creature such as he. Besides, she was far from the type to let her fear get the better than her. 

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“If you guys are starting some crime fighting super team Charlie’s Angels shit, you count me in.”

“Are ya sure ya want people to see ya in a leather cat suit?”

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“I know I’m the bad guy.”

“Do the bad guys normally admit that they’re the bad guys?”

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Sense8 Season One Sentence Starters Feel free to change pronouns/descriptions/etc. appropriately!

“So this is how you’ve been hiding from me?”

“We are born into this world the same way we will leave it: alone.”

“I’m not sure what’ll give me more pleasure: the money, or seeing his face.”

“The stuff he’s talking about? It is exactly what you need.”

“Say one more word and I’ll colonize your face with my fist.”

“I can’t tell you how bad I feel even being here, because I know I shouldn’t even be asking you this, but I have no one else to turn to.”

“You’re scared. You needn’t be.”

“I don’t owe you for what you did, but you should know: I won’t ever forget it.”

“You have no idea what’s going on, right? So you just kind of have to let go and go with it.”

“You just look them right in the eye, and you lie.”

“This is like some crazy witch burning shit.”

“You cannot kill a man like that. If you want to do it right, you aim here, for the jugular.”

“You came back. I knew you would.” 

“If I wasn’t such a bad person, I would let you get on with your life.” 

“It’s not something you make happen; it’s something you let happen.” 

“I just spent the last two hours getting my ass reamed by the feds.” 

“There are few things that are unpleasant to me than to hear you whine.”

“Impossibility is a kiss away from reality.” 

“I’m not calling you or anyone else.” 

“Sometimes, violence is necessary. Violence changes things.” 

“You are safer there than where you were.” 

“I didn’t tell you because I didn’t think I’d ever have to revisit this part of my life. I’m sorry.”

“If you guys are starting some crime fighting super team Charlie’s Angels shit, you count me in.”

“Legality is a bit of a moving target.”  

“I know I’m the bad guy.” 

“Fuck her in good health.” 

“I would never go straight.” 

“I’m sensing a bit of a negative vibe here.” 

“If you didn’t hear voices at least once, you were doing something wrong.” 

“Just promise me no matter what you have to do, you will not let that happen to me.” 

“Gods don’t give a shit about us. I speak from experience.”  

“Only thing I want to ruin is that smart mouth.” 

“Love ain’t nothing but a black hole.” 

“If life has taught me anything, it’s that I can take a punch.” 

“Not fair? This is the real fucking world. Nothing’s fucking fair.” 

“The idea of praying to a god to somehow influence my own fate is both primitive and terribly sad.”

“I don’t know what you should do. All I know is what I have to do.” 

“I was living in two separate worlds. And then somehow they crashed into one another. Now everything is dead.”

“I was afraid that if I came here I would want to die – or worse, that I wouldn’t want to.”

“I want to believe that the past is done with us the moment we are done with it.”

“What makes us ‘us’ is far less important than what makes them ‘them’.”

“Lying is easy. It’s what I do.“ 

“I know what you did. You will pay. I swear it!”

“I’m an all access kind of girl.”

“This is a bad place. You should not be here.”

“Some things in our lives are inevitable.”

“Crying won’t help him.”

“I don’t know how to use my fists, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to fight.”

“What kind of man betrays his own fucking family?”

“When I give instructions, I expect them to be followed.”

“You didn’t expect this, did you? Have you made a mistake?”

“Are you real?”

“You did it. You saved us.”

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"How am I supposed to find a romantic relationship with anyone, when most people here are only as tall as my waist?"

Anonymously or not, ask my muse for relationship advice.

“Buy them a box to stand on?”

Shut up Shura.

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“Haven’t you heard of peace on earth, and goodwill toward all?”

Burton Film Sentence Pack

“Yeah. Didin’t Elvis sing that?”

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Anonymously or not, ask my muse for relationship advice.

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cittamemes

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Burton Film Sentence Pack

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“________, I do not know whether to kill you or kiss you.”

“________, please listen to me! It’s going to be a disaster!”

“Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.”

“An interesting reaction! But what does it mean?”

“Are you so certain of everything?”

“Begone, ye demons from Hell!”

“But I don’t even know your name.”

“Do you think me wicked?”

“Everything I did, I swear, I thought was only for the best!”

“Eyes on the prize, ________, eyes on the prize.”

“Fetch my musket!”

“For twenty dollars, I can tell you a lot of things.”

“Get those corsets laced properly! I can her you speak without gasping.”

“Give it more juice!”

“Good morning, starshine… the earth says hello!”

“Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?”

“Haven’t you heard of peace on earth, and goodwill toward men?”

“He didn’t wake up.”

“Hold me.”

“How dare you treat my friends so shamefully!”

“How seldom it is one meets with a fellow spirit.”

“I am not a human being! I am an animal! Cold-blooded!”

“I can’t remember what fun is for.”

“I don’t have to see it, _________, I lived it.”

“I have every confidence in you.”

“I know you are, but what am I?”

“I love you, _________, but you are not mine.”

“I meant to do that.”

“I remember… the Alamo.”

“I stand up for sense and justice.”

“I think you have no heart. And I had a mind once to give you mine.”

“If you are wise, you will leave this place.”

“I’ve never had dreams. Only nightmares.”

“I’ve spent so long in darkness, I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.”

“I WANT a SQUIRREL!”

“If the Martians land, they’re gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.”

“I’m not a crook, I’m ambitious. There’s a difference.”

“It’s much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line.”

“It’s the so-called “normal” guys who always let you down.”

“Just because I cannot see it doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!”

“Kill it! No, no! Stun it!”

“Life’s a bitch, now so am I.”

“Lollipops. Ought to be called cavities on a stick!”

“Look out, Mister Potato Head!”

“Marvelous things will happen.”

“Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!”

“May the Lord have mercy on your soul.”

“Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.”

“Mmmmm… see? Scrumptious!” 

“MUMBLER! Seriously, I can’t understand a word you’re saying!”

“Nobody likes scientists.”

“Our research tells us that voters like fingers.”

“Paging ________! _________, you have a telephone call at the front desk!”

“Pardon my enthusiasm.”

“People think it’s haunted.”

“Please, there’s been a mistake! I’m not dead!”

“Sometimes adults don’t know what they’re talking about.”

“Splendors you never have dreamed all your days will be yours.”

“Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it’s stopped beating?” 

“Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

“Terrible news, folks! The worst tragedy of our time!”

“That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.”

“These are desperate times, ________, and desperate measures are called for…”

“They all deserve to die.”

“They blew up Congress! Hahahaha!”

“There’s an eye in my soup.”

“Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue…”

“Wait. I made a promise.”

“What does that wispy little brat have that you don’t have double?”

“What’s going on here? Where am I? Who are you?”

“Why are you hiding back there? You don’t have to hide from me.”

“Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they’ve got no organs!”

“Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?”

“We can build a death ray!”

“With this candle… I will set your mother on fire!”

“You are afraid of what you don’t understand, like a dog is afraid of thunder or balloons.”

“You are young. Life has been kind to you. You will learn.”

“You can’t touch anything without destroying it!”

“You didn’t invite me, so I crashed!”

“You gotta admit I played this stinkin’ city like a harp from Hell.”

“You know that they say? They say he can’t be killed. They say he drinks blood.”

“You must never move the body!”

“You, sir/madam, are an ass!”

You wanna conquer the world, you’re going to need lawyers, right?”

“You wanna get nuts? Come on, let’s get nuts!”

“Your whole nose has gone purple!”

“You’re just in time to have your head cut off.”

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Send me a shitty pickup line to see how my muse reacts!

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

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Titus you cutie.

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“You sure about that? ‘cause I can just leave your ass here.”

Ragna sighed softly as she stood up. She looked a little wobbly and, honestly, he was hoping that he wouldn’t have to carry her most of the way there. Slowly, he turned his back to her, canting his head slightly as he glanced over his shoulder at her. “I don’t know where you live so you’re gonna have to tell me.”

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“Nah, I think ya would have left by now if ya were gonna leave me.”

Stretching, yawning and then picking up her wooden sword from against her chair, she swayed, but kept her feet. She really didn’t want to go back to her apartment, it was a stark reminder that she wasn’t home. At least in a bar, it could be any bar in her home town.

“E-1. Or somthin’ like that.”

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“Ragna. And I’m not trying to be anyone’s knight in shining armor. I already said I’d gladly leave if you don’t want my help.”

He didn’t give a damn at this point. If she was so against him helping her out, he’d gladly just go home and forget about it. But it looked like she was starting to warm up to the idea, much to his chagrin.

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“Ragna, ya say. Nice to meet ya.”

Draining her glass, she nodded to the bar tender to put what she owned on a tab. Standing up, a little shakily, deciding it was best to all it a night and take him up on his offer before he withdrew it completely.

“Well Ragna, lead the way, since you insisted.”

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“I don’t think there’s such a thing as an alcohol vampire.”

This was becoming more of a pain than it was worth. His expression turned into a scowl. “Look, just ‘cause you’re attractive, doesn’t mean I wanna take advantage of you. I was just trying to help. If you don’t want my damn help, I’ll leave. I’ve got more important shit to do anyway.”

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“How do ya know? There could be~”

She chuckled to herself, seeing the turn in his demeanour. Looks like she had made him mad. 

“Ya could at least give me ya name since you were so hung up on being my knight in shining armour.”