busy shitposting

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[shut-up-morales]

there's no dni if I don't like ur vibes I'll probably block you before it's a problem lmao

also if you tag me for a tag game and I don't respond I'm sorry I get nervous (working on that)

[fuckyour20s]

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out

[becausebirds]

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

[biggaylion]

Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

[aquilacalvitium]

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

[aquilacalvitium]

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

[memewhore]

[decellie03]

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

[dripped-in-my-pearls]

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

[hwardlaunch]

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

[hwardlaunch]

And now since I officially have permission to use this photo

GET FUCKED

[rogha]

there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

I feel so appreciated :3

[schakira]

WE FOUND HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

GOD SAID ADAM AND EVE SO SHE WAS BOTH

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

I said this same thing! Except I’m also bi so I add to it a little 😇

[dammitradar]

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

Oh hey idk why it says I deactivated. I just changed my name. Still here babes 😎

[infamousrunawayxnginxxr]

[hazmatazz]

ily trans women

[happierthangrassunderamicroscope]

[crabmandible]

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

[crabmandible]

OGAHAGSIGf

[crabmandible]

here is my quick artists rendition.. it was a primal moment

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

hi i just wanted to share ops tags from each of these because theyre really Something

[cahzery]

buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.

[prof-grace-aspen]

Putting this as a meme so maybe y'all will actually read it.

Held: Under our constitutional structure of separated powers, the nature of Presidential power entitles a former President to absolute immunity from criminal prosecution for actions within his conclusive and preclusive constitutional authority. And he is entitled to at least presumptive immunity from prosecution for all his official acts. There is no immunity for unofficial acts.

And this is why we cannot let Trump win another term: he now has complete immunity for any acts he "officially" performs as president. You thought he was bad before? Now he will have zero fear. He will do whatever he wants. And what he wants is outlined in Project 2025.

Conservative groups draw up plan to dismantle the US government and replace it with Trump’s vision

With more than a year to go before the 2024 election, a constellation of conservative organizations is preparing for a possible second White

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

Actually fuck it. This is important enough to where it goes on the popular alt.

Voting still fucking matters! Cause not has Trump EXPLICITLY STATED that he will support the Palestinian genocide as much if not more then Biden, but he is also gonna pull this shit.

VOTE! PLEASE!

[mellifexfarm]

behold my littleboy

[darth-revan-dark-lord]

Retail Pet Peeves! pick the one that grinds your gears the most!!!

the bougie insert card into machine before you even scan the first item

Half eaten package? bruh just eat/steal the whole thing. commit

middle of bagging stuff customer returns to reality with i dont need bags 😀

singing/humming to store music. warms my soul but brrrrs my brain

random mouth sounds in general. my sensory overload doesnt need help tyvm

oh it only costs $1.37? here have a hundo I have for some bougie reason

Voting ended onJul 6, 2024

[insertfandomrefhere]

best wikisong?

people are talking about jude perry (jude perry)

that is what most of the daisy comments say (daisy tonner)

canonically assigned hot by basira (tim stoker)

she has a boyfriend named tom (not!sasha)

escaped the institute? that's a good move! (melanie king)

i love my dead gay goth son (gerry keay)

cool and evil and swag (helen distortion)

gentle voiced old man i love you (peter lukas)

short king archivist supremacy (jon sims)

Voting ended onJul 5, 2024

no nuance allowed. pick one.

wikisongs playlist link for those that need it

[maxthemediocre]

i love when people make fucked up little creatures

[churrotowns]

who is doing it like him

[ava345]

”ur so sensitive omg” THEN BE NICER TO ME PLEASE

[fauxcyonoides]

So I see you all are exhausted by streaming services effectively recreating cable. I see you’re all tired of ads. Pirating is a great alternative, but I have another fantastic option for you all!

I live in Seattle. And in Seattle we have America’s largest physical media store, Scarecrow Video. They are a non-profit that has pretty much any film or tv show you can imagine. Like, everything. So much so that one of our local cinemas does a program with them called “Unstreamable” where they show a film from Scarecrow’a archive that you can’t access anywhere online. It’s a bit overwhelming to go to their store, which is two levels of every program under the sun.

ANYWAY, I bring this up because they recently started a Rent-by-Mail program. It’s pretty similar to what Netflix used to do. You can rent up to six titles (barring their super rare stuff and pornos) and they will ship it to you, then you return it in the included pre-paid envelope.

Why does this rock? Sure, you still have to pay money, BUT you are supporting a non-profit that is dedicated to preserving media instead of some corporation looking for endless profit. They can also expand your palette with their vast selection. And if you have a favorite piece of media, you never have to worry about it disappearing! All their stuff is there in perpetuity.

So this is all to say, now that Scarecrow has expanded their reach beyond the Greater Seattle Area, I implore you to check them out. If you don’t want to rent right now, the could always use donations to keep them afloat.

You can check out their catalogue HERE!

[bogleech]

I've been here!! But holy shit a rent by mail service. Like how Netflix started.

Here in Portland we have Movie Madness which isn't physically as massive but it is very similar and doubles as a prop museum, with heavy focus on sci fi and horror!

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

meow

[april]

[sanguinewolves]

another thing abt me. i use the 👍 emoji very liberally. im not being sarcastic or passive aggressive im being like cool ok or thanks for the heads up or etc. to me 👍 is an innocent happy polite little emoji

[opposite-massive]

me when i 👍