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housekeeping

you can call me Trexel! in english, i use xe/they pronouns with a slight preference for xe. en español mi pronombre es elle. esperante miaj pronomoj estas ri kaj ĝi, kaj mi ne preferas unu al la alia.

i queue almost all of my posts.

full tag system under the cut (i tag fairly extensively, even if i'm not particularly active in the fandom)

alaras-art

I’ve been hard at work in the drawing dinosaur* girls factory :)

Buncha info under the cut

#YEAAAAAHHHHH DINO(ish)GIRLS!!!!

hydrattan

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

mattpresents

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

itsjunetime

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

fully-embracing-my-autopsy

I feel like fated lovers is romance horror

zellvion

@insertfandomrefhere

#!!!!!!#soulmates as horror is delicious to me

a-mel0n

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

wormsmybeloved

I made this myself

theboost

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it

alarastirling

@insertfandomrefhere

#YEAH #lyf thegext you will always be famous

homunculus-argument

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

thekijs

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.